Crudbump - The Sickest lyrics
[Crudbump - The Sickest lyrics]
I'm like Target, liberals love me
Kids climb up my leg trying to hug me
Hey Santa! No, I ain't got shit for you
Late for my date with a rare-ass
Steak I gotta cut through
The fat is the thickest
And the blood on the table, ridiculous
With cow gods as my witness
That's how I do it cause I'm the damn sickest
I'm like a metaphor, I mean a simile
I mean assimilate the ass that's
In front of me
A dirt button's a shirt button but in a butt
And
I'm busy town like a Richard Scarry worm man
Don't get scared, I'm well haired, not scary
A man's man's required to be hairy
I dish the starfish the quickest
That's how I do it cause I'm the damn sickest
Give it to you straight
Right out the rear gate
Seven got scared, cause he heard that I ate
Nine through eleven, bread unleavened
Passover's over, shalom ass reverend
The brown reverent, bow to the fundament
Take communion every now and then
Church is now the dismissedest
That's how I do it cause I'm the damn sickest
Kids climb up my leg trying to hug me
Hey Santa! No, I ain't got shit for you
Late for my date with a rare-ass
Steak I gotta cut through
The fat is the thickest
And the blood on the table, ridiculous
With cow gods as my witness
That's how I do it cause I'm the damn sickest
I'm like a metaphor, I mean a simile
I mean assimilate the ass that's
In front of me
A dirt button's a shirt button but in a butt
And
I'm busy town like a Richard Scarry worm man
Don't get scared, I'm well haired, not scary
A man's man's required to be hairy
I dish the starfish the quickest
That's how I do it cause I'm the damn sickest
Give it to you straight
Right out the rear gate
Seven got scared, cause he heard that I ate
Nine through eleven, bread unleavened
Passover's over, shalom ass reverend
The brown reverent, bow to the fundament
Take communion every now and then
Church is now the dismissedest
That's how I do it cause I'm the damn sickest