Schäffer the Darklord, Dr. Awkward - Now Hiring lyrics

I'm looking to match wit's with
Someone with plans
Yet still gon' get your ass kicked
I'm searching for that man
I need one to be the Joker to my Batman
Tell me are you clever and cool?
Do you want to force the
World up under your rule?
Are you at least 5'8"?
It's rather specific but this I can't break
About me, I'm humanity's savior
Vanilla ice cream is my favorite flavor
And I work a 9 to 5
So I'd like to fight crime from like 6 to 9
Are you evil? Tell me, how's your laugh?
I'm seeking someone with a troubled past
"Destroy the world" is all you desire
And it's pic for pic, no face then no reply

Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe have
Secret identity that nobody can know
Secret supervillain with a fire within
I'm now hiring, inquire within

Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe have
Secret identity that nobody can know
Secret supervillain with a fire within
I'm now hiring, inquire within

Hey there
I saw your ad is that position filled yet?
If not
Please consider me and my specific skill set
Eager, self-starter, diabolical, scary man
I'm the type of man that you're
Looking for - Very Bad
Verbose, sociopathic, yeah I'm a sexy brute
Just under six feet, just over in my exo-suit
You should see my island there
It's kind of a holy place
Collection of bloody capes
Displayed in a trophy case tell me
Do you roll with a team or only solo so far?
You got a sidekick? Cool I got a crowbar
And a masters in murder with
A minor in killing
My favorite sound's a tie between
Exploding buildings and crying children
Weaknesses? Hmm i guess it's
Hand to hand combat
But my henchmen will handle that
End of the contract i look forward to this
Hit me up before a match
PS hahaha! How's that? Pics
And references attached

Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe have
Secret identity that nobody can know
Secret supervillain with a fire within
I'm now hiring, inquire within

Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe have
Secret identity that nobody can know
Secret supervillain with a fire within
I'm now hiring, inquire within

Dear Mr darklord, thank you for your interest
I was ecstatic when I
Read about your henchmen
You've got plenty of fight alone, I trust
Referenced a funeral home
That was a nice touch
Honestly sir, I'd love to meet
Maybe we can get together for a bite to eat
I know a wonderful place
It would be my treat
And we can finish out the night
With a little bit of JUSTICE

Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe have
Secret identity that nobody can know
Secret supervillain with a fire within
I'm now hiring, inquire within

Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe have
Secret identity that nobody can know
Secret supervillain with a fire within
I'm now hiring, inquire within