Schäffer the Darklord - Wake Up lyrics

Last thing I remember that
Chamber was slender
I’m straight razor shaven then
Taped up with sensors
Restraints made of leather
Tubes fed through a sender
My anus, my penis, my sinuses entered

Rotated perpendicular to the center
The temperature dropped
Locked in life support tethers
When I first enlisted this
Seemed like adventure
But sleeping for this long
Now sounds like forever

The lights and the bleeps and
My heart rate all faded
To nothingness, gave in to full hibernation
I’ve waited and waited for ages in stasis
Today is the day I awaken
Wake up! Rise and shine
Wipe the night’s sleep from your eyes
Make the donuts, now’s the time
Yawn and stretch and come alive
Wake up! Straight away
Smell the coffee, face the rays
Up and at ‘em, no delay
Carpe diem, seize the day

Now that I’ve awakened in space without aging
My muscles in atrophy, everything’s aching
My first steps are taken on
Legs that are shaking
Then find my mind seized by
These crises I take in

The temperature’s rising
The climate is changing
And millions infected with biblical plague
And our leaders have shamelessly
Strained race relations
This can’t be the future
Someone was mistaken

This world and it's people were
Meant to get better
But things are much worse now
By every known measure
If I had endeavored to foresee such terror
I would have just slept for forever

Wake up! Rise and shine
Wipe the night’s sleep from your eyes
Make the donuts, now’s the time
Yawn and stretch and come alive
Wake up! Straight away
Smell the coffee, face the rays
Up and at ‘em, no delay
Carpe diem, seize the day

Like a full-grown newborn kicking
Through a new door
Thinking that I might have been a fool for
Booking me a one-way ticket to travel
To a cruel stop dropped on
My top like an anvil

It’s a new dawn, new day
Better get the bed made
It’s a new goddamn decade
Traded inventory of a life that I left
For a horrifying house as mortifying as death

Get up i'm up