Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy 2 lyrics

You want some more of this, bitch?
Back in the heezy we could
Do this all year long

(I'm just a regular
Everyday normal motherfucker)
I told you in the first song
I'll tell you in another (I'm just a regular
Everyday normal motherfucker)
I don't have a girlfriend
My hand's my only lover (I'm just a regular
Everyday normal motherfucker)
One night a week my mom
Likes to cook me supper (I'm just a regular
Everyday normal motherfucker)
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

I was walking down the street
Just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches
They were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is
What I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked
My voice started to shake
So I put my head down, and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway
It worked out great
Got on the bus, put my headphones on
And pressed play sheryl Crow, James Blunt
And motherfucking Ace of Base
Yo, what can I say? It's just
A day in my life
I'm up early in the morning
In bed early at night
To be productive at work
I gotta be well rested yeah, motherfucker
You heard what I just said

(I'm just a regular
Everyday normal motherfucker)
I don't like margerine
I much prefer the taste of butter
(I'm just a regular
Everyday normal motherfucker)
My favorite movies as a kid
Were "Superman" and "Ghostbusters"
(I'm just a regular
Everyday normal motherfucker)
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
(I'm just a regular
Everyday normal motherfucker)
And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan

I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me and my brothers and
Sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood, bitch
My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck
Bitch i used to play with that
Motherfucker all day long
Until I learned about sex
From the Sears catalog
And then I played with my
Motherfucker all day long
About ten times a day, man, all year long
My favorite song, motherfucker
I don't like to admit it
Is a Céline Dion Song from the movie Titanic
(Every night in my dreams, I see you
I feel you)
Every time I hear that fucking shit
A tear comes to my eye
Why the fuck did Leonardo
DiCaprio have to die?
Though I'm not afraid to say
That I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones
But it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three
When a girl called me "Stupid Face"
She really hurt me
Why'd she call me "Stupid Face"?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A person could be stupid, but a face
That's impossible shit happens all the time
And you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit

(I'm just a regular
Everyday normal motherfucker)
When I get into a fight
I usually leave on a stretcher
(I'm just a regular
Everyday normal motherfucker)
When I got nothing to say
I usually talk about the weather
(I'm just a regular
Everyday normal motherfucker)
I like the first Back to the Future
But the second one was better
(I'm just a regular
Everyday normal motherfucker)
I like red peppers better than the green ones

Ooh hoo
Saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago motherfucker
Go, go, go, go, go shorty it's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited, but it's okay
I'll just stay at home
And play some video games