Jon Lajoie - The Best Christmas Song lyrics

This is the best Christmas
Song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas
Song that ever existed
If you don't believe me
Well you should believe me
'Cause this is the best Christmas song
So listen to it now

Christmas is my favorite Christmastime
Of the year bells are jiggling and the
Angels are making Jesus
It's a silent night except for
My neighbor's washing machine
It's very loud that's why I'm
Wearing my second-favorite earmuffs
Santa Claus is coming
So you better be naughty or nice
He has a beard so you can't even see his neck
He flies around with horses that
Have branches on their ears
'Cause there are no earmuffs in the
North Pole there are only trees
He brings presents to the kids
But he doesn't wear mittens
Probably because they make his
Hands very itchy
Leave Santa milk and cookies so
He can have a snack
It'll be easy for him to pick them up
'cause he won't have mittens on his hands
This is the best Christmas
Song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas
Song that ever existed
Other Christmas songs don't even
Talk about Christmas stuff
But this is the best Christmas song
So keep listening to it now

Santa comes in from the chimney
So don't block it with a mattress
And if you don't have a chimney
Make one out of a mattress
Santa, what is the present you're gonna
Put in my tree this year?
I hope it's not the shoes that I already have
I already have those shoes
So that's not a very good present
A better present would be to
Make my family still alive
Or a bicycle that would be good, too
Also, can you move your beard? I want
To see what your neck looks like

This is the best Christmas
Song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas
Song that ever existed
Mittens aren't even a super important thing
But this is the best Christmas song
So keep listening to it now

Everybody do the Christmas arms
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, arms
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, arms
Everybody do the Christmas face
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, face
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, face
Everybody do the Christmas talking
A ra ra ra ra ra ra, talking
Ra ra ra ra ra ra, talking
Everybody don't put mittens on
No mittens, no mittens, no mittens, no
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I tricked you to not putting mittens on
Now your hands are cold that
Was my Christmas trick
Another trick I like to do
Is I give people chocolate
And I'd say "Happy Easter
" and they'd say "What?
It's not even Easter!"
This is the best Christmas
Song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas
Song that ever existed
Maybe Santa's neck is a
Different color or something
But this is the best Christmas song
And now it's finished