Jon Lajoie - Stay at Home Dad lyrics
[Jon Lajoie - Stay at Home Dad lyrics]
I'm a stay-at-home dad
I'm on paternity leave
I'm a stay-at-home dad
It's just my baby and me
I'm a stay-at-home dad
While my wife's at work I've got a bottle in
My hand and spit up on my shirt
Baby wakes me up around 5 am
Kicking and screaming until his
Face turns red
He usually tends to calm down once he's fed
So I give him his bottle
My wife gets out of bed
Cook my wife breakfast while
She's getting ready
O oh, o oh someone's diaper is smelly
O oh, o oh it leaked all over his belly
O oh, o oh it looks like mustard and jelly
Kiss my wife goodbye while I
Clean up his bum-bum
It's time for his bath this
Is gonna be fun fun
I try not to get soap in his eyes
He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry
But if he cries, to make him stop
I've got a trick
I make funny noises with my mouth like this
Then we play pick-a boo it makes him laugh
I'm a stay-at-home dad it's a full time job
I'm a stay-at-home dad but I like it a lot
I'm a stay-at-home dad
During his afternoon nap I
Watch 'The Price is
Right' and I make myself a snack
Cheese and crackers
If I have errands to run I take the van
Strap him in his car seat
And bring his baby bag
I always make sure his
Seat's well strapped in
My baby security is important
Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma
But I gotta make sure to be back by 4 o'clock
So I can prepare supper while I watch Oprah
What should I make tonight maybe some pasta
And a caesar salad my wife will like that
5 o'clock is the time that she comes back
She asks me how my day was i say not bad
It's all in a day's work
As a stay-at-home dad
I'm a stay-at-home dad i don't take drugs
I'm a stay-at-home dad
I get high on baby hugs
I'm a stay-at-home dad
I like Winnie the Pooh but my favourite
Disney movie is the Lion King 2
I also like Ice Age
That's right I take care of my children
I'm on paternity leave
I'm a stay-at-home dad
It's just my baby and me
I'm a stay-at-home dad
While my wife's at work I've got a bottle in
My hand and spit up on my shirt
Baby wakes me up around 5 am
Kicking and screaming until his
Face turns red
He usually tends to calm down once he's fed
So I give him his bottle
My wife gets out of bed
Cook my wife breakfast while
She's getting ready
O oh, o oh someone's diaper is smelly
O oh, o oh it leaked all over his belly
O oh, o oh it looks like mustard and jelly
Kiss my wife goodbye while I
Clean up his bum-bum
It's time for his bath this
Is gonna be fun fun
I try not to get soap in his eyes
He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry
But if he cries, to make him stop
I've got a trick
I make funny noises with my mouth like this
Then we play pick-a boo it makes him laugh
I'm a stay-at-home dad it's a full time job
I'm a stay-at-home dad but I like it a lot
I'm a stay-at-home dad
During his afternoon nap I
Watch 'The Price is
Right' and I make myself a snack
Cheese and crackers
If I have errands to run I take the van
Strap him in his car seat
And bring his baby bag
I always make sure his
Seat's well strapped in
My baby security is important
Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma
But I gotta make sure to be back by 4 o'clock
So I can prepare supper while I watch Oprah
What should I make tonight maybe some pasta
And a caesar salad my wife will like that
5 o'clock is the time that she comes back
She asks me how my day was i say not bad
It's all in a day's work
As a stay-at-home dad
I'm a stay-at-home dad i don't take drugs
I'm a stay-at-home dad
I get high on baby hugs
I'm a stay-at-home dad
I like Winnie the Pooh but my favourite
Disney movie is the Lion King 2
I also like Ice Age
That's right I take care of my children