Jon Lajoie, MC Vagina - Very Super Famous lyrics

Aw yeah, drop the beats
In the planet of Earth
I am the most famous person of the world
Everybody knows who I am
Even the people who don't know who I am
Because

I am very super famous, super famous
Super famous (Bitch) i am very super famous
A lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous, super famous
Super famous (Bitch)
I am very super famous, you are not
So you are shit

All around the world, people know who I am
Even in the Chinese countries like Japan
North, south, east, west to east
I make their panties wet like
Basements in New Orleans
In the France language, girls say
"Montre moi tes genitals"
Spanish girls also say things
But I don't know
What they're talking 'bout cause I
Don't speak Spanish at all
But they're probably talking about how my
Penis is super not small
I led the vaginist revolution in Russia
They call me the cockodile
Hunter in Australia wait, that sounds like I
Hunt penises, I don't, i do chicks
In Iraq they found WMD's, women on my dick
I'm Osama Bin Semen, the vaginal terrorist
On 69 11 I took down two chicks
And a third girl inexplicably
Collapsed on her own
Sorry, I just watched "Loose For Change
" the pornspiracy video
German girls devour my
Franksquirter in Germany
I raised my rod in Egypt
Then I split the Red Sea
By that, I mean I had sex
With a girl on her period, that's right
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog
As long as the bun is tight
In England girls ask me to be or not to be
The person who will take their anal virginity
I always do
But I still make sure to wear a condom
Cause my sperm's so famous
It could make you pregnant in your bum

I am very super famous, super famous
Super famous (Bitch) i am very super famous
A lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous, super famous
Super famous (Bitch)
I am very super famous, you are not
So you are shit

If a lot of people know who you are
It means you're a talented artist
In order to be super famous
You have to be the most smartest
And when I'm on the red
Carpets or at celebrity parties
Fat kids are on my dick
Like hot bitches on Smarties
More people know me than there
Are people on the earth
In all the thousands of countries
People are singing my words
Even in the countries where people
Die cause they're so poor
They save up to buy my albums instead
Of going to the grocery store
Cause I'm more famous than
Food, that's right, you heard me
More people know me than there are
People who know how to eat
I'm more famous than mountains
I'm more famous than watches
And if you wanna hang with me
Make sure your panties are crotchless
I'm like Lee Harvey Oswald
I shoot really fast
All over your face until your head flies back
Back, back, and to the left, back, back
And to the left
For your safety wear a helmet
And a semen-proof vest
Yeah, the Eiffel Tower is a lot like my dick
It's big
And it stings when soap gets inside the tip
My sex moves are like the movie
Die Hard with a Vengeance they're awesome
And Jeremy Irons is a good bad guy

I am very super famous, super famous
Super famous (Bitch) i am very super famous
A lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous, super famous
Super famous (Bitch)
I am very super famous, you are not
So you are shit

The girls up north wanna get
All up in my butt
Cause even though I'm Canadian
I'm more famous than Canada
I'll light a dick fire to warm
Up your cold vagina hands
And then I'll cover you in white
Like the Klu Klux Klan
All the Mexicans love me
Down in South America
From Colombia to Brazil all
The way to Algeria i'm Che Vagina
I liberate girls from oppressive pants
I'm Fidel Asstro, the dictator of ass
I'm Sodomy Hussein, the king of being hung
I'm Queen Ejizzabeth, I wear a crown of cum
I'm President Hard as a Rock Obama
Reforming the healthcare system, wait
That wasn't sexual
The Paparazzi follows me every day of my life
I'm like Princess Diana, except I am alive
I'm like AIDS, everyone has heard of me
I'm happiest inside vagina, I've got HIV
I'm on the cover of magazines
The headline of the newspaper
Reads, "Hide your daughter
MC Vagina's gonna rape her"
Whoa, whoa, wait, Ii didn't write that

I am very super famous, super famous
Super famous (Bitch) i am very super famous
A lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous, super famous
Super famous (Bitch)
I am very super famous, you are not
So you are shit

Aw yeah, fame is like a tree
It helps you get pussy
For all you French ladies out there, le
Feu sur le cheval était brisé, bitches
I'm outta here i'm going to
A party with other
Famous people like Puff Diddy and Brad Pitts
Peace off