Jon Lajoie - Too Fast lyrics

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[Jon Lajoie - Too Fast lyrics]

I can run a hundred miles
Without stoppin' for rest
I can stay underwater for five
Minutes on a single breath
When I focus my mind, I always reach my goal
But there's one thing I cannot control

I cum too fast i cum too fast
A couple strokes and my erection is a
Thing of the past i cum too fast
I cum too fast sometimes it's even game over
Before I take off my pants

I've read all the articles and
I've tried every trick
Thinking of sports or of naked
Kathy Bates in About Schmidt
If the girl's on top
Sometimes I'll last a minute or two
But if we doggystyle, oh man, I'm screwed

I cum too fast i cum too fast
I carry a spare pair of underwear
In case a girl sit's on my lap
I cum too fast i cum too fast
I swear I'll even shoot my load
If a fly lands on my shaft

Oh oh, damn it

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