Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy lyrics

[Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy lyrics]

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
Nothin special 'bout me, motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs I wait in line
Motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I got six hundred dollars in the bank
Motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And my sexual performances are average

I work at customer service
For a phone company
I make twelve bucks an hour
But that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much, I like to watch TV
I can't afford a car
I use public transportation i don't mind
I read 'til I reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book


The amount of money I save
The shit is off the hook
And I'm not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person
And I'm average lookin'
Last time I had sex was in 2003
And I am ashamed to admit, but it wasn't free

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I get nervous in social situations
Motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I get constipated once a month, motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce
Motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And I get scared when I go see the dentist

I'm the Pauly Shore of everyday life:
Easily forgettable, and I'm not very liked
I have an 'according to Jim' personality
I'm as entertaining as a fuckin' STD
If you wanna mess with me
I think you probably can
Because I am not confident and
I'm weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while
You kick me in the back
Yeah honestly, I probably won't fight back
And I don't have many friends
That would back me up my friend Steve would
But he doesn't look very tough
(You want some of this, bitch?)
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
And if you got a bad back put your hands up
(I hurt my back two summers
Ago moving a fridge
And ever since then it's just, not the same
Y'know it, it gets pretty
It gets pretty sore)

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
My parents, are really nice people
Motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I'm somewhat afraid of heights, motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I like the show "Grey's Anatomy"
Motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And I'm pretty good at makin' paper planes

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