Jon Lajoie - High as Fuck lyrics

Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the
World spinning 'round
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You're in the bathroom mirror
Talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you
Like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?

Then you feel your heart pumpin' really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna
Have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?

You close your eyes and you're
On a chicken farm
The only problem's that the
Chickens have human arms
You say "That's fucked up
Why do the chickens have human arms?"

You need snacks so you walk
To the corner store
But you're scared because you think that
They will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time

You finally decide to go in the store
But you're so high you don't
Know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum
And get the hell out of there

You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high

Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game Battleship

And you start thinking about how fun
It was to play games
Like battleship when you were a kid and how
As we get older we forget how to
Play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say "Guess what? I'm gonna
Make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball
Bat and a porcupine
And I'm gonna try to kill a
Porcupine with a baseball bat"
But then you don't know where
To find a porcupine so
You do a search on eBay but people
Don't sell porcupines on the internet
And you say "You know what world?
You've got me cornered again!"
I'm gonna roll another joint
You ever eat a whole bag of
Crackers that were so old
That they weren't crispy anymore?
Have you ever been high as fuck?