Jon Lajoie - I Can Dance lyrics

Some guys are good at talking to girls
Some guys have all the money in the world
Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants
I'm not one of those guys
But baby, I can dance
(Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

I can dance
(Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
I can dance
(Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
I can dance
(Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
Uh uh, ah ah uh uh, ah ah

Some guys have friends and they do high-fives
Some guys have parents that are still alive
Some guys don't sit when they pee, they stand
I'm not one of those guys
But baby, I can dance
(Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

I can dance
(Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
I can dance
(Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
I can dance
(Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

Everybody, let's count to ten
All you've got to do is watch me dance two
Keep watching me dance three
(Um, uh, hm) four

"yeah, I'm sorry
I don't actually have lyrics
For this part i kinda got carried away
I thought
That we should do a counting thing, but, uh
That's my bad sorry guys, sorry 'bout that
Can we just maybe cut back to the ''cho ''"

(Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
I can dance
(Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)
I can dance
(Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance)

Uh uh, ah ah uh uh, ah ah

Some guys have money that they've invested
Some guys were never molested
I was though, and, but, em

You've got to stop touching the children
You've got to stop touching the children
''Catholic church
We're looking at your direction'
You've got to stop touching the children
''We're not pointing fingers but, damn
Your track record is bad and getting worse''
You've got to stop touching the children
'Vatican' more like 'Old
Man-touching childr-i-can'

Uh uh, ah ah uh uh, ah aaah