Jon Lajoie - I Kill People lyrics
[Jon Lajoie - I Kill People lyrics]
Did you miss me? Aww yeah, what? What?
MC Vagina is right back in this bitch
2009 is the year I recorded this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the Vaginal crease
Player haters beware because
Guns don't kill people uh-Uh
I kill people with guns (pow)
Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?
You think you can front with me?
You better watch your back
Because I have a lot of guns
And I can shoot them good
I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis
In the movie Invincible i'm invisible like
Well I'm not really invisible
I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones
I'm dangerous
(dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home
Old people burning, old people burning
(Put your hands up)
Old people burning, old people burning
(That's kind messed up)
What? What? you got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in
The face with my fist
Because on top of guns I
Know karate and ninja stuff
So if you come at me I'll trip
You then I'll suck your nuts
II mean punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay
And I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V-A-G-IN-A (What?)
Guns don't kill people uh-Uh
I kill people with guns (pow)
If a guy messes with me I
Shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face
And down his throat
Cause I don't give a fuck
I'm crazy Like Mel Gibson
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist
Listen
I buy a lot of expensive things because
I have a lot of money
You can't afford expensive things cause you
Don't have a lot of money
HaHa you want these things but
You can't afford them
That means that you're not cool cause
You're just a poor person
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people
(I have more money than you)
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people
(You can't even afford food)
When I show women my money
They want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms cause
My penis is so big
25 inches long and 12 inches thick
I'm the Anthony Hawkins of cock
The Albert Einstein of dick
I'm The Beatles of cumshots
The Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections
Uh, that's inappropriate
Everybody knows that my rhymes
Are really tight
Like an extra large condom on my penis
That's right my lyrics are like the
Movie the Shawshank Redemption
They're really good
Guns don't kill people uh-Uh
I kill people with guns (pow)
I've killed so many people that I don't
Even remember how many people I've killed
But it's probably around 7thousand
2005 plus 4 pennies
Representin the North side
C to the anada, Bitch
Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things
Cooking cleaning
Vaginas and their sisters vaginas
MC Vagina is right back in this bitch
2009 is the year I recorded this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the Vaginal crease
Player haters beware because
Guns don't kill people uh-Uh
I kill people with guns (pow)
Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?
You think you can front with me?
You better watch your back
Because I have a lot of guns
And I can shoot them good
I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis
In the movie Invincible i'm invisible like
Well I'm not really invisible
I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones
I'm dangerous
(dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home
Old people burning, old people burning
(Put your hands up)
Old people burning, old people burning
(That's kind messed up)
What? What? you got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in
The face with my fist
Because on top of guns I
Know karate and ninja stuff
So if you come at me I'll trip
You then I'll suck your nuts
II mean punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay
And I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V-A-G-IN-A (What?)
Guns don't kill people uh-Uh
I kill people with guns (pow)
If a guy messes with me I
Shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face
And down his throat
Cause I don't give a fuck
I'm crazy Like Mel Gibson
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist
Listen
I buy a lot of expensive things because
I have a lot of money
You can't afford expensive things cause you
Don't have a lot of money
HaHa you want these things but
You can't afford them
That means that you're not cool cause
You're just a poor person
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people
(I have more money than you)
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people
(You can't even afford food)
When I show women my money
They want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms cause
My penis is so big
25 inches long and 12 inches thick
I'm the Anthony Hawkins of cock
The Albert Einstein of dick
I'm The Beatles of cumshots
The Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections
Uh, that's inappropriate
Everybody knows that my rhymes
Are really tight
Like an extra large condom on my penis
That's right my lyrics are like the
Movie the Shawshank Redemption
They're really good
Guns don't kill people uh-Uh
I kill people with guns (pow)
I've killed so many people that I don't
Even remember how many people I've killed
But it's probably around 7thousand
2005 plus 4 pennies
Representin the North side
C to the anada, Bitch
Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things
Cooking cleaning
Vaginas and their sisters vaginas