Jon Lajoie - Merry Christmas Exclamation Point lyrics

You're the dude from high school
I see at the gym you're a friend of a friend
Or a second cousin
You're a coworker I sometimes eat lunch with
You're one of my many acquaintances

You know Christmas is about spending
Time with friends and family
But just because you're not in
One of those two categories
Doesn't mean that I won't still
Do something special for you
Because Christmas is about giving
So here's what I'll do

I'm gonna send you a Christmas text
(Christmas text, Christmas text)
I'm gonna send you a Christmas text
(Christmas text, Christmas text)
I'm gonna send you a Christmas text
(Christmas text, Christmas text)
I'm gonna type Merry Christmas exclamation
Point and then press send
Maybe I'll just copy and paste it
(from a previous text)
Well, it's only two words I might
As well just type it (less complicated)
If you're thinking of calling me to thank me
Oh please don't (that's not how this works)
Texting is as far as this relationship goes
(and keep your response brief)

I have way more important people in my life
You're not even in the top fifty
It's not that I don't care
About you well, yeah
I don't really care about you
But doesn't mean that I won't still
Do something special for you
Because Christmas is about giving
So here's what I'll do

I'm gonna send you a Christmas text
(Christmas text, Christmas text)
I'm gonna send you a Christmas text
(Christmas text, Christmas text)
I'm gonna send you a Christmas text
(Christmas text, Christmas text)
Gonna type Merry Christmas exclamation point
And then press send

I don't care enough to call
But I don't "not care" enough to do nothing
I don't care enough to call
But I don't "not care" enough to do nothing

So I'm gonna type Merry Christmas exclamation
Point and then press send
Merry Christmas exclamation point and
Then press send
Merry Christmas exclamation point and
Then press send
Merry Christmas exclamation point and
Then press send

And to all of my non-Christian
Friends I will text you "Hey dude
What's going on? We should
Tots hang next week"