Jon Lajoie - Pop Song lyrics

Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man
That makes me a good artist
This is my new single, I hope you like it

Wealthy men hired me
To sing this song that they wrote for me
They're investing in this pricey music video
And they're paying to get it
Played on the radio (On the radio)
And they're gonna sell a million (A million)
Yes, it's gonna go platinum

'Cause they market this song
To young, impressionable
And insecure teenage girls
'Cause all you gotta say is "Ooh
Baby, I love you" and "Girl
I need you in my world"
Yes, they market this song
To young, impressionable
And insecure teenage girls
'Cause all they gotta do is find a sexually
Attractive man that can sing all the words

And now the token rap verse
That doesn't make any sense
But helps to get a small percentage
Of the urban music market

Hey baby, baby, I can tell
That you are crazy, crazy
Shake that ass, girl, my
Rhymes are gettin' lazy, lazy
These things I'm talkin' 'bout have nothin'
To do with the song, baby
But it don't matter won't you
Show me that thong, baby?
That's how it works in the pop music industry
2010, motherfucker, that's just how it be

'Cause they market this song
To young, impressionable
And insecure teenage girls
'Cause all you gotta say is "Ooh
Baby, I love you" and "Girl
I need you in my world"
Yes, they market this song
To young, impressionable
And insecure teenage girls
'Cause all they gotta do is find a sexually
Attractive man that can sing all the words

Now I'm singin' with my gay voice
To let you know that I am sensitive
Oh yeah, I'm singin' with my gay voice
Teenage girls love a sensitive voice
(Sensitive voice) and you know I wanna
Make money, money, make money, money
Make money
Make money, money, make money, money
Make money
Make money, money, make money, money
Make money (Rich men makin' money off
Of their investment)
Make money, money, make money, money
Make money (Ooh, it's so sexual, baby)

Girl, I love you so much
I wish we could be together
Unfortunately, we can't
Because I'm rich and famous and you're not
But why don't you just go
Out and buy my album?
And tell your friends about it, too
So that they also go out and buy it?