Jon Lajoie - Radio Friendly Song lyrics
[Jon Lajoie - Radio Friendly Song lyrics]
It starts off like a thousand other
Songs that you've heard before
Except in this one they do a little
Do do do do do dodoo
So you try to change the station
But it's playing on every one
A bunch of shitty-ass chords and lyrics
Recorded by a fucking moron
And you assume that the general
Public is not that stupid
You're positive that nobody will want
To listen to this but you are wrong
They want another stupid, motherfucking
Lame, cock-sucking
Cookie-cutter radio friendly song
And everyone sings along in their
Cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love
The new radio friendly song
Why did John Lennon have to be
The one to get shot? Something's wrong
While these douchebags are all still alive
Singing these ass-licking songs
All these fucking unoriginal pussies that
Don't have anything to say
I'm not homophobic
But this song is so fucking gay
You can barely retain the vomit
That's rising in your throat
And you assume that everyone will
Think that this song's terrible
But you are wrong
They want another stupid, motherfucking
Lame, cock-sucking
Cookie-cutter radio friendly song
And everyone sings along in their
Cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love
The new radio friendly song
Piece of shit, oh
What a sucky-ass piece of shit
I'd rather shoot myself in the
Face than listen to this
Corporate bitch singing
A stupid, motherfucking, lame, cock-suckin'
Cookie-cutter radio friendly piece of shit
God, I hate this shit
Songs that you've heard before
Except in this one they do a little
Do do do do do dodoo
So you try to change the station
But it's playing on every one
A bunch of shitty-ass chords and lyrics
Recorded by a fucking moron
And you assume that the general
Public is not that stupid
You're positive that nobody will want
To listen to this but you are wrong
They want another stupid, motherfucking
Lame, cock-sucking
Cookie-cutter radio friendly song
And everyone sings along in their
Cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love
The new radio friendly song
Why did John Lennon have to be
The one to get shot? Something's wrong
While these douchebags are all still alive
Singing these ass-licking songs
All these fucking unoriginal pussies that
Don't have anything to say
I'm not homophobic
But this song is so fucking gay
You can barely retain the vomit
That's rising in your throat
And you assume that everyone will
Think that this song's terrible
But you are wrong
They want another stupid, motherfucking
Lame, cock-sucking
Cookie-cutter radio friendly song
And everyone sings along in their
Cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love
The new radio friendly song
Piece of shit, oh
What a sucky-ass piece of shit
I'd rather shoot myself in the
Face than listen to this
Corporate bitch singing
A stupid, motherfucking, lame, cock-suckin'
Cookie-cutter radio friendly piece of shit
God, I hate this shit