Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina lyrics

Aww yeah, I'm back bitches!

Women are equal and they deserve respect
Just kidding, they should suck my dick

Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH)
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
Two plus two equals vagina (UHH)

My love is like lightning
It gives girls orgasms
My dick is like an airplane
It gives girls orgasms
I'm the, Wayne Gretzky, of sexual stuff
I'm the, Hulk Hogan, of slamming muff
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch
I'm the, Shakespeare of enormous cock
I'm the, Helen Keller of having sex
No wait that's a bad example
Why did my penis cross the roaaaad?
To get to the other

Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH)
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
E equals MC vagina

I've got present for you right here
Actually it's not a present, it's my penis
And I like to call it the spear
Cause spears are long and hard
Just like my penis
I don't like it when you talk
Cause that just means you're
Not sucking my cock
Love is for girls and gays
If you wanna be with me it
Goes one of two ways
Either you have sex with me
Or you have sex with me
I have really good sex moves (sex moves)
That I learned in China (China)
I'm a sexual tiger (tiger)
And I feed on vagina - RAWRRR

Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH)
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
What time is it? It's vagina (UHH)

What's the difference
Between a girl's mouth, and a girl's vagina?
There is none, I want my penis
To be inside both of those things
I'm a good sex man girls, love my sex
I'm a good sex man cause my sex, is the best
I'm like Jean Claude Van Damme
But instead of fighting people
I have sex with them