Schäffer the Darklord, MC Frontalot - The AM Radio Skit lyrics

I have, I don't know what
Like maybe 300 different file cabinets

300 file cabinets?

Yeah, at least

That's a good number i mean, that's
Good number for you it's, uh
Not nearly enough for my work

And we're back from commercial in ten

I was thinking it's too many
And I would reduce

I think you're right i think
That's a good idea

Just because of maintenance

In one

And, you know, Some of these things are from
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And published author

And also published author
Schaffer T darklord thank you for joining us

You are welcome

That last caller brought up a
Good point, I thought, It was

Well, absolutely

The encounter

If these things can actually be
Proven to be memory implants
Then it stands to
Reason that an implantation
Method would exist
In, or in the vicinity of
Barns or barnyards

I see we have another one blinking caller
Go ahead

Yeah, hey I love the show, I just want to
Say that scare goats are
Just real like literally, Truly real
It's just a fact i mean
On my mom's farm we
Used to yell at them and knock them over
And I

Ugh i'm getting a lot of calls like
That i know out there we've
Got a lot of really smart listeners
A lot of very aware listeners
Very resistant to things
Like "official documentation"
Very resistant to brain wave
Interference but this thing has got
To be a hoax

I've said for years
Shadow government already has scare
Goat related dis-info-hypnology