Schäffer the Darklord, MC Lars - The Friendalorians lyrics

I was orphaned by droid forces
Formed in the Clone Wars
Adopted by warriors and trained behind
Closed doors of fortified coverts where the
Armor is forged where sad songs are sung of
The Siege of Mandalore

Baby Yoda Baby Yoda I be trending what I mean
Is it’s hard to not see me in every 2020 meme
I’m 50 years old I must drink a lot of water
IG-11 tried to take me out
But he got slaughtered

SO I learned how to hunt and
Found a touch for the biz
Out looking for bounties
Don’t matter much what it is
Cuz I got nothing to prove, even less to lose
Save for a mask made of
Steel which I never remove

And I can use the force of
Course when battling a Mudhorn
The Sorgan kids love me
But I’m paranoid like Osbourne
Will the Mando leave me here
With these girls and boys?
What does this ball do Mando
MARK: this ship is not a toy!

A powerful orphan, a soldier of fortune
Running from the law and
An assortment of horsemen
On an adventure, whistling birds of a feather
Two Friendalorians, we’re in this together

I’m just doing a job
While I’m unscrewing knobs
Connected by fate, tracked by dozens of fobs
We keep riding till the end of our story, and
We were destined to be the
Very best of Friendalorians

See I tried to keep it quiet
I tried to avoid violence
When the target for a
Mysterious ex-Imperial client
Turned out to be a child
As alone as I once was
Kept the cash and the kid and
Now we’re out on the run

Remember on Nevarro
How Kuiil sacrificed his life
Iced by the Stormtroopers
Concise and precise
Mando never trusted droids - he
Should see a shrink ‘Cause IG saved my life
And I missed you just like blink (182)

Desperados of the Outer Rim with
A price on our heads we’ll keep hiding
And they’ll keep setting sights
Till we’re dead i will honor the creed
The oath I swore to this day
To protect him as though he were mine
This is the way

LARS:

And it fit's so neatly, everything is peachy
Look! I just realized I can do neck squeezies
SCHÄFFER: STOP! She’s a friend!
You’ll kill her! A Jedi and a Bounty Hunter
Sounds a bit familiar

A powerful orphan, a soldier of fortune
Running from the law and
An assortment of horsemen
On an adventure, whistling birds of a feather
Two Friendalorians, we’re in this together

I’m just doing a job
While I’m unscrewing knobs
Connected by fate, tracked by dozens of fobs
We keep riding till the end of our story, and
We were destined to be the
Very best of Friendalorians