Schäffer the Darklord - Arrival of the Fittest lyrics
[Schäffer the Darklord - Arrival of the Fittest lyrics]
Back from the scratch that never mind forever
I've been right in plain sight
Striving to keep climbing
While I never go slower gotta keep keep going
Gotta keep it all moving
Upward onward and forward
Toward my goal prize I've got my
Eyes on as I struggle
I'm overcoming every tribulation
Trial and trouble
I'm never backing down til I've
Succeeded and I mean it
I've got spirit and I'll never
Be defeated - fuckers
And I made it and now at last I've arrived
And I have what it took to get here
I'm surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so so live
Upon arrival of the fittest
Just the sickest survive
And ain't nobody gonna break my stride
The train I took tonight stalled
And we were all evacuated
Just before a Cloverfield left
The station devastated
I fled the scene and ran to Empire State
And dodged plane debris downed by a giant ape
But I escaped and caught a
Ride back downtown from Venkman
After dropping Vincent Clortho off
At the station
I gained great power when the arachnid bit
I dropped in on some mob boss
Taught him a magic trick
I gathered up the guys and went
In search of a body
After I sanded my super's deck
To learn some karate
I scaled Mordor before going
Back to Cali where i had to beat the Alpha
Betas at the homecoming fair
I had to go in search of
All of One Eye'd Willy's treasure
Had to travel back in time
To save my parents marriage
I had to travel back in time
To kill my enemy's mom
I had to travel back in time
To write a history report
I orchestrated fake suicides at
My high school
And froze when my sister's friend
Rose from the swimming pool
I pedaled my Big Wheel down a hotels halls
I got my new pet wet
And I ruined Kingston Falls
I had to go to New Detroit to topple OCP
I had to meet up with some guys from
Work and beat up a fax machine
I busted in on Adrian and learned of his plan
I met my long lost son and I cut off his hand
Retrieved Medusa's head and used it
To slay the Kraken
Searched for my lost bike stolen by Francis
I read the Necronomicon walked
With a Hollow Man flew to the North Pole and
Talked to a hologram
From every side and angle all
These forces have conspired
But I haven't yet been beaten
Or retreated or retired
I've met every last challenge
Faced every last fear and at the end of the
Day I'm still here fuckers
Because I made it
And now at last I've arrived
And I have what it took to get here
I'm surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so so live
Upon arrival of the fittest
Just the sickest survive
I finally made it
And now at last I've arrived
I have what it took to get here
I'm surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so so live
Upon arrival of the fittest
Just the sickest survive
Knock Knock who's there the
Darklord has arrived
I've been right in plain sight
Striving to keep climbing
While I never go slower gotta keep keep going
Gotta keep it all moving
Upward onward and forward
Toward my goal prize I've got my
Eyes on as I struggle
I'm overcoming every tribulation
Trial and trouble
I'm never backing down til I've
Succeeded and I mean it
I've got spirit and I'll never
Be defeated - fuckers
And I made it and now at last I've arrived
And I have what it took to get here
I'm surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so so live
Upon arrival of the fittest
Just the sickest survive
And ain't nobody gonna break my stride
The train I took tonight stalled
And we were all evacuated
Just before a Cloverfield left
The station devastated
I fled the scene and ran to Empire State
And dodged plane debris downed by a giant ape
But I escaped and caught a
Ride back downtown from Venkman
After dropping Vincent Clortho off
At the station
I gained great power when the arachnid bit
I dropped in on some mob boss
Taught him a magic trick
I gathered up the guys and went
In search of a body
After I sanded my super's deck
To learn some karate
I scaled Mordor before going
Back to Cali where i had to beat the Alpha
Betas at the homecoming fair
I had to go in search of
All of One Eye'd Willy's treasure
Had to travel back in time
To save my parents marriage
I had to travel back in time
To kill my enemy's mom
I had to travel back in time
To write a history report
I orchestrated fake suicides at
My high school
And froze when my sister's friend
Rose from the swimming pool
I pedaled my Big Wheel down a hotels halls
I got my new pet wet
And I ruined Kingston Falls
I had to go to New Detroit to topple OCP
I had to meet up with some guys from
Work and beat up a fax machine
I busted in on Adrian and learned of his plan
I met my long lost son and I cut off his hand
Retrieved Medusa's head and used it
To slay the Kraken
Searched for my lost bike stolen by Francis
I read the Necronomicon walked
With a Hollow Man flew to the North Pole and
Talked to a hologram
From every side and angle all
These forces have conspired
But I haven't yet been beaten
Or retreated or retired
I've met every last challenge
Faced every last fear and at the end of the
Day I'm still here fuckers
Because I made it
And now at last I've arrived
And I have what it took to get here
I'm surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so so live
Upon arrival of the fittest
Just the sickest survive
I finally made it
And now at last I've arrived
I have what it took to get here
I'm surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so so live
Upon arrival of the fittest
Just the sickest survive
Knock Knock who's there the
Darklord has arrived