Schäffer the Darklord - Arrival of the Fittest lyrics

Back from the scratch that never mind forever
I've been right in plain sight
Striving to keep climbing
While I never go slower gotta keep keep going
Gotta keep it all moving
Upward onward and forward
Toward my goal prize I've got my
Eyes on as I struggle
I'm overcoming every tribulation
Trial and trouble
I'm never backing down til I've
Succeeded and I mean it
I've got spirit and I'll never
Be defeated - fuckers

And I made it and now at last I've arrived
And I have what it took to get here
I'm surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so so live
Upon arrival of the fittest
Just the sickest survive
And ain't nobody gonna break my stride

The train I took tonight stalled
And we were all evacuated
Just before a Cloverfield left
The station devastated
I fled the scene and ran to Empire State
And dodged plane debris downed by a giant ape
But I escaped and caught a
Ride back downtown from Venkman
After dropping Vincent Clortho off
At the station
I gained great power when the arachnid bit
I dropped in on some mob boss
Taught him a magic trick
I gathered up the guys and went
In search of a body
After I sanded my super's deck
To learn some karate
I scaled Mordor before going
Back to Cali where i had to beat the Alpha
Betas at the homecoming fair
I had to go in search of
All of One Eye'd Willy's treasure
Had to travel back in time
To save my parents marriage
I had to travel back in time
To kill my enemy's mom
I had to travel back in time
To write a history report
I orchestrated fake suicides at
My high school
And froze when my sister's friend
Rose from the swimming pool
I pedaled my Big Wheel down a hotels halls
I got my new pet wet
And I ruined Kingston Falls
I had to go to New Detroit to topple OCP
I had to meet up with some guys from
Work and beat up a fax machine
I busted in on Adrian and learned of his plan
I met my long lost son and I cut off his hand
Retrieved Medusa's head and used it
To slay the Kraken
Searched for my lost bike stolen by Francis
I read the Necronomicon walked
With a Hollow Man flew to the North Pole and
Talked to a hologram
From every side and angle all
These forces have conspired
But I haven't yet been beaten
Or retreated or retired
I've met every last challenge
Faced every last fear and at the end of the
Day I'm still here fuckers

Because I made it
And now at last I've arrived
And I have what it took to get here
I'm surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so so live
Upon arrival of the fittest
Just the sickest survive

I finally made it
And now at last I've arrived
I have what it took to get here
I'm surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so so live
Upon arrival of the fittest
Just the sickest survive
Knock Knock who's there the
Darklord has arrived