Schäffer the Darklord - Boo! (I’m a Ghost!) lyrics

Well there's a sinking feeling creepin'
In just under ceiling
You ain't seen it, but you feel it creeping
You feel it breathing
Upon the back of your neck it
Seems unseen is this demon
Well, believe me I have seen it
It is real and it is me and

I'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a Ghost
I am an unwanted guest to an unwitted host
Ain't no superstition or good
Luck that will do i'm a Ghost
Now I'm gonna haunt the fuck out of you!

I'm in your house
Now I'm in control of your shit
I go O-o-o ooh! yeah I'm
All moaning and shit
And the groans are growing louder at
The end of your hall


I'm having sex with other ghosts we're
Knocking shit off your walls
We're all making the walls bleed
And watching you sleep
Throwing your stuff around
Cutting holes in your sheets
Life will be divine with me inside you
Yes you treat you like a vessel and
Possess you- Guess Who?

I'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a Ghost
And I go BOO! Oooh- Did I scare you?
Cackles raise your hackles as I
Taunt you with screams
I am the goddamn ghost that's
Been haunting your dreams

I'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a Ghost
And I go BOO! Oooh- Did I scare you?
Cackles raise your hackles as I
Taunt you with screams
I am the goddamn ghost that's
Been haunting your dreams

In the night you will awaken
With a chill, shit's breakin'
Cold air- see your breath, shakin'
Take your medication chains draggin'
Doors slammin' there ain't a scarier sound
That's what you get, you silly shit
You built your house on a burial mound

The whisper of your name makes your
Blood go as cold as ice
Suck you through the TV like
My homies did in Poltergeist
Say my name thrice and I
Am giving you the business
Me and three assistants are
Fucking up your Christmas
You aren't alone at home
No your apartment is haunted
If you can even see me dude
You must be Haley Joel Osment- I'm awesome
You heard of limbo? Cuz
That's where I'm from
Behold the Destructor! The traveller has come
And I'm a spasm havin' phantasm
Ectoplasm splatters i ain't friendly dude
You've got me confused with Casper
And your skepticism isn't very
Good for your health
You don't believe in me? Soon
You won't believe in yourself!

You'll be a Ghost, You'll be a Ghost
You'll be a Ghost
And you'll be dead- dude
You'll be totally dead
Oh Shoot! You won't have no
Legs you're floating around
You'll be a vapor that has
Risen from your grave underground

You'll be a Ghost, You'll be a Ghost
You'll be a Ghost
And you'll be dead- dude
You'll be totally dead
Oh Shoot! You won't have no
Legs you're floating around
You'll be a vapor that has
Risen from your grave underground

Welcome to Ghost World
Now you're a ghost too
Now we can hang out! High
Five! Goes right through
Alright, stick with me I'll
Show you the ropes
I will school you on the finer
Points of being a ghost

So many scares to learn in so many ways
So many patterns to chase
Pacman around a maze
You're like a zombie with no body
You don't eat any more
You can possess Whoopi Goldberg and
Do Demi Moore or hopfrog along the planes of
Living and ethereal
You and me can haunt a bowl
Of blue and fruity cereal
The living mind boggles with
Fear and dementia
Go get your night vision goggles
Tell them Large Marge sent ya
I'm that certain je ne sais quoi
You feel in the air
That reflection in the mirror that
When you turn isn't there
I'm that high pitched tone
But no body else can hear it
I am the shadow in the sunshine
- I am a spirit!

I'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a Ghost
And I go BOO! Oooh- Did I scare you?
Cackles raise your hackles as I
Taunt you with screams
I am the goddamn ghost that's
Been haunting your dreams

I'm a Ghost, I'm a Ghost, I am a Ghost
And I go BOO! Oooh- Did I scare you?
Cackles raise your hackles as I
Taunt you with screams
I am the goddamn ghost that's
Been haunting your dreams
Boo! boo! boo! boo!