Schäffer the Darklord - Boys lyrics

Schaffer: Yo, Kristybee! What up, son?
Kristybee!: Yo, STD! What up, girl?
STD: Let's do this!

STD: B-B-B-B-B-Boys will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys, will be
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys
All the b-boys sTD: Best Boys
KB: Big Boys sTD: Small Boys
KB: Ball Boys sTD: Tall Boys
KB: I'm callin' all boys
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys sTD: Boys
KB: Will be sTD: Boys
KB: Will be sTD: Boys
KB: Will be sTD: Boys

"No Girls Allowed" read the sign
On your club house door
When you were like 9, now
You're what 24, 34, 44, Lordy lord
Sure, you've gotten older but
You're still the
Little boy that you were before
Furthermore, it's worse because you
Feign to be progressive
But when challenged by a woman
You get sexist and defensive
It's offensive how normally you
Would probably defend her
But when you're debating her you
Have to mention her gender
To remind her that in your
Eyes her chromosomes define her
A tired distinction that our
Society's assigned her
Even in your "geek scene"
Boys are such pricks
You're like "Yay we're all nerds! Well
The women are still chicks"
Dicks are all "Girls can't rap"
And they might do
"Girls can't game" except for Tetris
Right dude?" that's why I fight you
To burst your balloon
You're just a bully, bro
A big, bald, bearded, Buffoon!

STD: B-B-B-B-B-Boys will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys, will be
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys
All the b-boys sTD: Best Boys
KB: Big Boys sTD: Small Boys
KB: Ball Boys sTD: Tall Boys
KB: I'm callin' all boys
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys sTD: Boys
KB: Will be sTD: Boys
KB: Will be sTD: Boys
KB: Will be sTD: Boys

There's a storm coming little boy
Batten down the hatches
Say I'm "good for a girl" one more time
See what happens
Cuz I got news for you, nerd dudes
About your sexist attitudes
And I got a whole crew
Just finna plow through you fools
I used to play nicely, I used to stay quiet
But you believe you're right
Now I can't stay silent
And hell hath no fury
Like a riot grrl scorned
Oh my god, my gloves are
Off, I can't be stopped
You've been warned
I grow hotter under the collar at
Your lame attempts to holler
Assuming I'm just a play thing
Some eye candy? Disgusting
You man children destroying our
Once unified community
Well we can be nerds too
Cuz nerds are human beings
R-E-S-P-E-C T means a lot to me and STD
And if you're down with quality
Unh! Holler back at me!
Call 'em out when you see 'em
Cuz we don't love those scrubs
I'm staying on my warpath
'til you boys grow the hell up

STD: B-B-B-B-B-Boys will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys, will be
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys
All the b-boys sTD: Best Boys
KB: Big Boys sTD: Small Boys
KB: Ball Boys sTD: Tall Boys
KB: I'm callin' all boys
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys sTD: Boys
KB: Will be STD: Boys kB: Will be STD: Boys
KB: Will be STD: Boys

KB: This goes out to the boys
Who just don't get it
STD: An equally alarming
And upsetting percentage
KB: Those who chose belittling
Women's the simplest plan
STD: Well you are really the villain
STD & KB: Shut up little man!
KB: To the boys who hide
Anonymously behind their computer screens
STD: Self righteous, slut shaming, hating
Are you kidding me?!
KB: We almost forgot the
Side-kicks and enablers
STD: As guilty in your silence
As your buddies mock and label her
KB: Do you fear they'll think
You're soft if you're sympathetic, Homey?
STD: You can bring change
Don't be a sycophantic toadie
KB: To the boys who make jabs
In your tongue-in-cheek style
STD: You say "It's just a joke"
Well you sound just like a child
KB: Look, us girls aren't so weak
As a matter of fact
STD: They can play you in your own
Game and hit twice as hard back
KB: But we're past that
So we did this track
STD: To demonstrate the fact that
KB: This ain't anything girls can do
STD: That boys can do better
KB: We're here to set a new standard
STD & KB: We're in this together!

STD: B-B-B-B-B-Boys will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys, will be
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys
STD: Will be boys, will be boys
KB: Will be boys, will be boys
All the b-boys sTD: Best Boys
KB: Big Boys sTD: Small Boys
KB: Ball Boys sTD: Tall Boys
KB: I'm callin' all boys
STD: Makin' all of their noise
KB: Breakin' all of their toys sTD: Boys
KB: Will be sTD: Boys
KB: Will be sTD: Boys
KB: Will be sTD: Boys