Schäffer the Darklord - Cat People lyrics
[Schäffer the Darklord - Cat People lyrics]
My Cat People, Throw your paws in the air
- Meow Meow Meow Meow
And wave them all around
But do it like you care - Meow Meow Meow Meow
Here kitty kitty here kitty kitty here
Little kitty licks her front
Paw washes her ear
Tickle on her whisker little cat'll attack
Grab your wrist with the front
Claws kick with the back
And she can swipe like THIS - (Whisssh)
Back off an attacker with a HISS - (Hssss)
And the kitty's moaning owns ya oh no
Did you know there's ammonia in her PISS -
(Psssss)
Let me stroke your fur, let me hear you purr
Kitty cat
Oh my god, you're so cute, dammit
Look at that
Arching your back high, flashing the cat eye
Fighting with mice with nine lives
Like you'll never die
For some our cats are less
Like pets than our kids
And we worship them like
The ancient Egyptians did, And we are
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Right now, all the kitties in the house
Show the fangs in your mouth
As you pounce on a mouse, we are
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
With their little bitty claws on
Their little kitty paws
Get down with a round of applause, for my
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Good god, we're odd, no dogs allowed
But we're proud and we meow it loud, we're
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Rub 'em like you love 'em right now
And all my bitchy little kitties say "Meow"
Petting on my pussy like he wanted me
Wanted me to
Do you do what you cat wants you to do
Sure you do cuz our cats control our actions
And they run this system
Our homes really belong to them
We just live with them
Four story cat tree stands in the corner
Of the home of the owner
Holding a laser pointer
Little bag of cat nip fast to attract them
Post for the action
Attack with the scratching
Acting like a captain as they
Pace in the place
Making biscuit's in your lap with
Their ass in your face
Break-Hit the sack, 10-hour cat nap
Feline makes a beeline for your lap
But when you leave and come home
You're all alone
Cuz kitty's out the cat door
Listen for moans
Oh no, no note by the phone or the dish
Little kitty never licked the liver
Chicken or fish leave the ball of yarn
All in the yard for the breeding
As all my cat people in here hearing this
Beat are in heat and we are
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Right now, all the kitties in the house
Show the fangs in your mouth
As you pounce on a mouse, we are
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
With their little bitty claws on
Their little kitty paws
Get down with a round of applause, for my
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Good god, we're odd, no dogs allowed
But we're proud and we meow it loud, we're
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Rub 'em like you love 'em right now
And all my bitchy little kitties say "Meow"
Not all cat people belong to the same team
And what I mean is that not all
Of us are quite what we seem you see
All of us inside have beating
Hearts that are warm but some of have powers
Into cats we transform
Under a full moon or a quarter
Moon or a half moon
In a bad mood with bad breath yes cat food
Like werewolves but wolves are dogs
And we're cats so we're sleeky
Sneaking in through the fog
And we all have a little pink butt
So now tell me what you think of that - What?
Playing with our own cats as cats
That's a fact
Together in packs we can track rats
We can play real mean chase
Each other up a screen
Or a tree or play sweet and
Even lick each other clean
Ravenous animals act a little wild
And we do it like humans, kitty-style
Fighting and fucking and hunting and sleeping
And breeding and eating and
Killing and that's
What we do when we're kitties
Next morning we're human
We laughed and we cried it
Was better than Cats
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Right now, all the kitties in the house
Show the fangs in your mouth
As you pounce on a mouse, we are
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
With their little bitty claws on
Their little kitty paws
Get down with a round of applause, for my
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Good god, we're odd, no dogs allowed
But we're proud and we meow it loud, we're
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Rub 'em like you love 'em right now
And all my bitchy little kitties say "Meow"
- Meow Meow Meow Meow
And wave them all around
But do it like you care - Meow Meow Meow Meow
Here kitty kitty here kitty kitty here
Little kitty licks her front
Paw washes her ear
Tickle on her whisker little cat'll attack
Grab your wrist with the front
Claws kick with the back
And she can swipe like THIS - (Whisssh)
Back off an attacker with a HISS - (Hssss)
And the kitty's moaning owns ya oh no
Did you know there's ammonia in her PISS -
(Psssss)
Let me stroke your fur, let me hear you purr
Kitty cat
Oh my god, you're so cute, dammit
Look at that
Arching your back high, flashing the cat eye
Fighting with mice with nine lives
Like you'll never die
For some our cats are less
Like pets than our kids
And we worship them like
The ancient Egyptians did, And we are
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Right now, all the kitties in the house
Show the fangs in your mouth
As you pounce on a mouse, we are
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
With their little bitty claws on
Their little kitty paws
Get down with a round of applause, for my
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Good god, we're odd, no dogs allowed
But we're proud and we meow it loud, we're
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Rub 'em like you love 'em right now
And all my bitchy little kitties say "Meow"
Petting on my pussy like he wanted me
Wanted me to
Do you do what you cat wants you to do
Sure you do cuz our cats control our actions
And they run this system
Our homes really belong to them
We just live with them
Four story cat tree stands in the corner
Of the home of the owner
Holding a laser pointer
Little bag of cat nip fast to attract them
Post for the action
Attack with the scratching
Acting like a captain as they
Pace in the place
Making biscuit's in your lap with
Their ass in your face
Break-Hit the sack, 10-hour cat nap
Feline makes a beeline for your lap
But when you leave and come home
You're all alone
Cuz kitty's out the cat door
Listen for moans
Oh no, no note by the phone or the dish
Little kitty never licked the liver
Chicken or fish leave the ball of yarn
All in the yard for the breeding
As all my cat people in here hearing this
Beat are in heat and we are
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Right now, all the kitties in the house
Show the fangs in your mouth
As you pounce on a mouse, we are
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
With their little bitty claws on
Their little kitty paws
Get down with a round of applause, for my
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Good god, we're odd, no dogs allowed
But we're proud and we meow it loud, we're
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Rub 'em like you love 'em right now
And all my bitchy little kitties say "Meow"
Not all cat people belong to the same team
And what I mean is that not all
Of us are quite what we seem you see
All of us inside have beating
Hearts that are warm but some of have powers
Into cats we transform
Under a full moon or a quarter
Moon or a half moon
In a bad mood with bad breath yes cat food
Like werewolves but wolves are dogs
And we're cats so we're sleeky
Sneaking in through the fog
And we all have a little pink butt
So now tell me what you think of that - What?
Playing with our own cats as cats
That's a fact
Together in packs we can track rats
We can play real mean chase
Each other up a screen
Or a tree or play sweet and
Even lick each other clean
Ravenous animals act a little wild
And we do it like humans, kitty-style
Fighting and fucking and hunting and sleeping
And breeding and eating and
Killing and that's
What we do when we're kitties
Next morning we're human
We laughed and we cried it
Was better than Cats
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Right now, all the kitties in the house
Show the fangs in your mouth
As you pounce on a mouse, we are
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
With their little bitty claws on
Their little kitty paws
Get down with a round of applause, for my
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Good god, we're odd, no dogs allowed
But we're proud and we meow it loud, we're
Cat People - Meow Meow Meow
Rub 'em like you love 'em right now
And all my bitchy little kitties say "Meow"