Schäffer the Darklord - Do Sex lyrics

Oh my! Look at all you people in this room
I've been watching you file in
For an hour or two
But none of you seem to see
The black and purple suited fella
Sitting all alone at the bar
Sipping on a Stella
'Til the soundguy steps to me
And says "It's time"
That's my cue to kick some killer rhymes
As I step up on the stage
And hop into the spotlight
Flip the power switch on on my wireless mic
And go Rappity, Rappity, Rappity
Rappity, Rappity, Rappity, Rappin'
Uh, yeah that's when it
First starts happenin'
Now all you acting like you
Want a little action, See
Macking on me tactlessly
All up on my package - please listen kiddies


I'm gonna break it down and
Make it see through
As I delegate some invitations
To my green room
Who's it going to be? You? You? Maybe you?
Listen, this is what I'm gonna do

I'mma do sex to all of you
I'mma do sex to all of you
Every last one of you
I'mma do sex to all of you
I'mma do sex to everybody in this room

I'mma do sex to all of you
I'mma do sex to all of you
Every last one of you
I'mma do sex to all of you
I'mma do sex to everybody in this room

Take a moment
Let this awesome promise wash across you
Just the thought of all the
Sex that I'mma do to
You has got you all so hot and bothered
Gnawing on your bottom lips, excited
All your fantasies involving me will
Soon be satisfied and
I will get it started all your
Parts will start to tingle now oh my god
You are so psyched and nobody is singled out
I want to put you all inside
My mouth, all of you, And swallow you
And when I say all of you, I mean ALL of you
Ladies, let's form a single file line
Maybe undress first, to save a little time
Oh and Fellas! Oh Yeah I'm
Talking to the dudes too
Guess who else I'mma do sex
To? Here's a hint YOU
Oooh regardless of your weight
Or race or gender
I'mma do you! And that goes for you too
Bartender!
It's an orgy and you won't attend
A bigger one this year
Man - it's about to look
Like it's Caligula in here

When I do sex to all of you
When I do sex to all of you
Every last one of you
When I do sex to all of you
When I do sex to everybody in this room

When I do sex to all of you
When I do sex to all of you
Every last one of you
When I do sex to all of you
When I do sex to everybody in this room

And when it happens, it'll blow your mind
It'll shatter the fabric of
Your reality you'll find
That you were once so sweet and kind
Until I got you hot and naughty
I'mma do a bunch of weird stuff to your body
Oh! La-Di-Da-Di baby I'mma use the force
I'mma lock the doors
I'mma drop your drawers
Everybody's getting naked like
They're Lady Godiva
Everybody's gonna wear a layer of my saliva
And I'mma going in and out of you
You're going in and out of me
Remember! Nobody do each other
Keep me at the center
Of attention- did I mention what
You'll get for free?
Everybody at this party's gonna get an STD!
No inhibitions
No indecision just id-driven whim
Hedonistic debauchery in every room
That I'm in oh you know I'm so impulsive
I just roll with the flow in fact
Never mind- I've changed my mind
Tonight I'm going home (Peace)

I'mma do sex to NONE of you
I'mma do sex to none of you
Not a single one of you
I'mma do sex to none of you
I'mma do sex to nobody in this room

I'mma do sex to none of you
I'mma do sex to none of you
Well maybe just one of you
I'mma do sex to none of you
I'mma do sex to nobody in this room