Schäffer the Darklord - Everything’s Broken lyrics
[Schäffer the Darklord - Everything’s Broken lyrics]
Well I got four flat tires
And the windshield is cracked
And then the power steering's out
Alignment's all out of whack
A bunch of holes in the floorboard
Chassis's all rusted
All the headlights, tail lights
Brake lights busted
Plus upholstery is mostly burned and
Patched up with tape it's all bloody
And somebody cut the lines to the brakes
And though the clutch won't catch
And the trunk won't latch, You know
It's still got a full tank of gas
So - even though
Everything is broken, none of it is working
All of it is riddled
With dilemmas that'll worsen
If I don't get cracking at
It, put it back together, That'll
Be the last straw on this camel's back
Crack-a lack-a
Everything is broken, none of it'll start
All of it is faulty, and it's falling apart
And it's fast approaching doom
And it's past the point of ruin
But I'ma keep it moving, I'ma
Keep it, keep it moving, I'ma do it
Well I got four crumbled walls
And the front door is gone
And then the sewer line has backed
Up and flooded the lawn
I got rats in the basement, bats in the attic
Mold in the kitchen and the
Bath so bad they're blackened
And a bunch of water damage
Everywhere from the leaks
And all the windows are shattered and
Covered up with tattered sheets
It's veiled from the sun
And the mail never comes
But the heat’s still on, and it runs
So - even though
Everything is broken, none of it is working
All of it is riddled
With dilemmas that'll worsen
If I don't get cracking at
It, put it back together, That'll
Be the last straw on this camel's back
Crack-a lack-a
Everything is broken, none of it'll start
All of it is faulty, and it's falling apart
And it's fast approaching doom
And it's past the point of ruin
But I'ma keep it moving, I'ma
Keep it, keep it moving, I'ma do it
Well I got four broken limbs
And my back is a mess
I got poison in my veins and
A pain in my chest
Severely dehydrated from my sleep deprivation
My eyesight is rapidly deteriorating
And all my teeth in need of fillings
And my fingernails cracked
And I'm afflicted with incessant
Indigestion and a rash
My hair is falling out, and I
Can barely hear a sound, You know
I've still got ideas and a mouth
So - here we go
Everything is broken, none of it is working
All of it is riddled
With dilemmas that'll worsen
If I don't get cracking at
It, put it back together, That'll
Be the last straw on this camel's back
Crack-a lack-a
Everything is broken, none of it'll start
All of it is faulty, and it's falling apart
And it's fast approaching doom
And it's past the point of ruin
But I'ma keep it moving, I'ma
Keep it, keep it moving, I'ma do it
And the windshield is cracked
And then the power steering's out
Alignment's all out of whack
A bunch of holes in the floorboard
Chassis's all rusted
All the headlights, tail lights
Brake lights busted
Plus upholstery is mostly burned and
Patched up with tape it's all bloody
And somebody cut the lines to the brakes
And though the clutch won't catch
And the trunk won't latch, You know
It's still got a full tank of gas
So - even though
Everything is broken, none of it is working
All of it is riddled
With dilemmas that'll worsen
If I don't get cracking at
It, put it back together, That'll
Be the last straw on this camel's back
Crack-a lack-a
Everything is broken, none of it'll start
All of it is faulty, and it's falling apart
And it's fast approaching doom
And it's past the point of ruin
But I'ma keep it moving, I'ma
Keep it, keep it moving, I'ma do it
Well I got four crumbled walls
And the front door is gone
And then the sewer line has backed
Up and flooded the lawn
I got rats in the basement, bats in the attic
Mold in the kitchen and the
Bath so bad they're blackened
And a bunch of water damage
Everywhere from the leaks
And all the windows are shattered and
Covered up with tattered sheets
It's veiled from the sun
And the mail never comes
But the heat’s still on, and it runs
So - even though
Everything is broken, none of it is working
All of it is riddled
With dilemmas that'll worsen
If I don't get cracking at
It, put it back together, That'll
Be the last straw on this camel's back
Crack-a lack-a
Everything is broken, none of it'll start
All of it is faulty, and it's falling apart
And it's fast approaching doom
And it's past the point of ruin
But I'ma keep it moving, I'ma
Keep it, keep it moving, I'ma do it
Well I got four broken limbs
And my back is a mess
I got poison in my veins and
A pain in my chest
Severely dehydrated from my sleep deprivation
My eyesight is rapidly deteriorating
And all my teeth in need of fillings
And my fingernails cracked
And I'm afflicted with incessant
Indigestion and a rash
My hair is falling out, and I
Can barely hear a sound, You know
I've still got ideas and a mouth
So - here we go
Everything is broken, none of it is working
All of it is riddled
With dilemmas that'll worsen
If I don't get cracking at
It, put it back together, That'll
Be the last straw on this camel's back
Crack-a lack-a
Everything is broken, none of it'll start
All of it is faulty, and it's falling apart
And it's fast approaching doom
And it's past the point of ruin
But I'ma keep it moving, I'ma
Keep it, keep it moving, I'ma do it