Schäffer the Darklord - Fuck This Song lyrics

Come on clap clap everybody clap come on
Now clap just like that
Now stop that clapping i will start rapping

Fuck this fuck that fuck me fuck you
Fuck everyone here and everybody else too
Fuck off fuck face fuck all night long
Fuck everything everywhere
And fuck this song

Fuckity fuckity fucking mother fa duckity
It sucks how some fuckers make
Such a fuss when they fuck with me
And it sucks how this fucking word fuck
Seems to be stuck to me luckily the company
I keep doesn't care everywhere and anywhere
Everybody swears when their
Little middle fingers wiggle up in the air
Dare me not to use it dude
And I will lose a dare
Cause I struggle with it's usage


Every time that I write rhymes
Times I abuse it, but try as I might my
Little f-word is heard it bites my ass
I fight it back alas it wins
And then it slips right in
And begins to blend in filling syllables in
And if it offends and or if in the end
I defend it's intent
Then I'll get different friends come on

Bananarama Alabama Hanna Barbera and a
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed
Idiots listen to this American era and a
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed

When a hot David Famous beat drops I'm on it
And when I'm in a house
That house is haunted
And when I'm on the roof
That roof is on fire
And every time I do tell the
Truth I sound like a liar so fuck it
Fuck this song and fuck me
Let me hear you all say fuck STD (fuck STD)
Yes you understand
And in case I haven't mentioned it
Fuck you and your band

If you see Kay tell her I say hey
And then tell her she should
Stay the hell away today
And if kay takes offense to
This then just say
I'm sorry Kay I guess that
This just isn't your day
Any person heard cursin' so
Much it's absurd it's worse than any jerk
Referrin' to himself in third person
Take it from Schäffer
Cause he's a nerd and he's certain
That dirty words are for the birds
This verse was terse then!

Bananarama Alabama Hanna Barbera and a
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed
Idiots listen to this American era and a
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed

Banana rama Alabama Hanna Barbera and a
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed
Idiots listen to this American era and a
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed

Fuck this fuck Chris fuck me fuck you
Fuck everyone here and everybody else too
Fuck off fuck face fuck all night long
Fuck everything everywhere
And fuck this song

This word is most often a
Verb when it's mentioned
But it's a fucking awesome
Adverb in this sentence
Every then and now found as a put down, noun
Or even as an adjective as
In "you fucking clown"
Wow this number's runnin' now and how
And it's somethin' about nothin'
'cept fuckin' and now
I see why this trap happens so often and time
And why half of all
Rappers half-assedly rhyme and I find
That my cousins use cussin' as stuffin'
Fluffin' up some fucked up
Huffin' and puffin' about nothin'
Under unintelligible mumbling
And this bumbling fuckery gets
So redundant and insulting
Consumers are stupid, goofy
Gullible vultures with iPods and my god
Why does pop culture
Even get to have a status
As a culture at all?
What passes for subversive has
Nerve but no balls
And you know what I find funny? Monkeys
Know what's even funnier?
The phrase: fuckin' monkeys
Utter it with me fuckers! Say it
Fuckin' monkeys! It's fun huh?
You're a bunch of fuckin' monkeys

Fuckin' monkeys monkey fuck a bunch of
Mother fuckin' mothers
But some others monkeys fuck each other
Under one another
If you wanna fuck a monkey lover
Give us a kiss man i'm fucked if I want
A radio edit of this come on

Bananarama Alabama Hanna Barbera and a
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed
Idiots listen to this American era and a
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed

Banana rama Alabama Hanna Barbera and uh
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed
Idiots listen to this American era and uh
Fuck this song I'm so embarrassed

FUCK!