Schäffer the Darklord - Mice lyrics
[Schäffer the Darklord - Mice lyrics]
Here we go!
Oh no! Oh no!
Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
I know they're sneakin' in, creepin' in
Eatin' and peein' and
Keepin' me from sleepin' in the
Evenin's even sleepin' in
Jesus, it is freakin' me
Out again and sometimes
Out the corners of my eyes
I am even seein' them i get that old
Old sinkin' feelin' again and again
The wretched creatures keep on gettin'
In again and again
Nod to the throb of my heart
Inside a darkened apartment
Crawling with monsters, I gotta stop 'em
They creep in, they crawl in
The creatures keep on crawlin'
Pitter patter critters scatter in
The scariest way
They watch me, they stalk me
They know I know they've got me
And I fight some back though the mice
Come back the very next day
Shut up did you see that?
A little one just ran
Past - did you hear that? Shut the fuck up
Man dammit, man I thought I got 'em
All but they're back and
Crawlin' in the walls again and
At the attack plan
It's a fact man, I've assembled an armory
Of weapons that will get 'em
That'll keep 'em from harmin' me
You seen a finer collection of
Death? Yeah I doubt that
At last, science built a better mouse trap
I've used spring traps, ring
Traps, live traps
Zap traps, red traps, blue traps
Fuck it even glue traps
Tubes in trashcans, decoys, toys
And peppermint, poison, High-pitched noises
Mouse gel, oh Hell, cheese and
Other bait's like bread, grains
And peanut butter
Steel wool, filled up holes, taped up cracks
But Mickey and Minnie and friends
Find their way back!
They creep in, they crawl in
The creatures keep on crawlin'
Pitter patter critters scatter in
The scariest way
They watch me, they stalk me
They know I know they've got me
And I fight some back though the mice
Come back the very next day
Blew out bulbs, all rooms now dark and
Thew out all my food, now starvin'
Silent night all through this house
Save for the cries of a dying mouse
The violent sounds of bested dwellers
Whine of sonic pest repellers
Scuttle, snaps, and squeaking after
And my growing evil laughter
I dropped a fat-ass rat in a bucket
Imma burn him later like a lone vigilante -
Fuck it no exterminator, Hater
Necklace of tails, and warpaint, and naked
This is my home
You goddamn rodents will never take it
Little fires flicker like
A post-apocalyptic slammer
I've a laser-sight mounted on
A goddamn hammer
I've invested days and pain
And they win all the time
For this infestation rages
I've only lost my mind!
They creep in, they crawl in
The creatures keep on crawlin'
Pitter patter critters scatter in
The scariest way
They watch me, they stalk me
They know I know they've got me
And I fight some back though the mice
Come back the very next day
They creep in, they crawl in
The creatures keep on callin'
As the war fought
Fuck I forgot an every day fact
I've watched them, I've stalked them
I know they know I've got them
Cuz I just got a cat
And that was that - they never came back!
Oh no! Oh no!
Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
I know they're sneakin' in, creepin' in
Eatin' and peein' and
Keepin' me from sleepin' in the
Evenin's even sleepin' in
Jesus, it is freakin' me
Out again and sometimes
Out the corners of my eyes
I am even seein' them i get that old
Old sinkin' feelin' again and again
The wretched creatures keep on gettin'
In again and again
Nod to the throb of my heart
Inside a darkened apartment
Crawling with monsters, I gotta stop 'em
They creep in, they crawl in
The creatures keep on crawlin'
Pitter patter critters scatter in
The scariest way
They watch me, they stalk me
They know I know they've got me
And I fight some back though the mice
Come back the very next day
Shut up did you see that?
A little one just ran
Past - did you hear that? Shut the fuck up
Man dammit, man I thought I got 'em
All but they're back and
Crawlin' in the walls again and
At the attack plan
It's a fact man, I've assembled an armory
Of weapons that will get 'em
That'll keep 'em from harmin' me
You seen a finer collection of
Death? Yeah I doubt that
At last, science built a better mouse trap
I've used spring traps, ring
Traps, live traps
Zap traps, red traps, blue traps
Fuck it even glue traps
Tubes in trashcans, decoys, toys
And peppermint, poison, High-pitched noises
Mouse gel, oh Hell, cheese and
Other bait's like bread, grains
And peanut butter
Steel wool, filled up holes, taped up cracks
But Mickey and Minnie and friends
Find their way back!
They creep in, they crawl in
The creatures keep on crawlin'
Pitter patter critters scatter in
The scariest way
They watch me, they stalk me
They know I know they've got me
And I fight some back though the mice
Come back the very next day
Blew out bulbs, all rooms now dark and
Thew out all my food, now starvin'
Silent night all through this house
Save for the cries of a dying mouse
The violent sounds of bested dwellers
Whine of sonic pest repellers
Scuttle, snaps, and squeaking after
And my growing evil laughter
I dropped a fat-ass rat in a bucket
Imma burn him later like a lone vigilante -
Fuck it no exterminator, Hater
Necklace of tails, and warpaint, and naked
This is my home
You goddamn rodents will never take it
Little fires flicker like
A post-apocalyptic slammer
I've a laser-sight mounted on
A goddamn hammer
I've invested days and pain
And they win all the time
For this infestation rages
I've only lost my mind!
They creep in, they crawl in
The creatures keep on crawlin'
Pitter patter critters scatter in
The scariest way
They watch me, they stalk me
They know I know they've got me
And I fight some back though the mice
Come back the very next day
They creep in, they crawl in
The creatures keep on callin'
As the war fought
Fuck I forgot an every day fact
I've watched them, I've stalked them
I know they know I've got them
Cuz I just got a cat
And that was that - they never came back!