Schäffer the Darklord, Eli Grove - Monsters (Eli Grove Remix) lyrics

Yo, we never even knew where they came from
Maybe the ocean floor or so say some
Others speculated that they came
From outer space
All we know is that they did
Come upon the planet’s face
Those monsters, horrible things
With gaping jaws, razor sharp claws and wings
All covered in fur, feathers and nails
Lizardish scales
With tails they dragged behind
Them leaving glistening trails
They emerged like something straight
From our worst dreams
Sirens started sounding at the sounds
Of the first screams
Panic in the streets as people
Ran lest they got caught crying out
"what fresh hell hath our god wrought?"
Locked up all our doors
Cocked our guns and we called cops


Loaded up our shelters with supplies
Pulled out all stops
But none of that was necessary
Seems we were in luck
‘Cause the monsters weren’t interested in us
They just want to fuck

Monsters, creeping, crawling, shrieking
Balling all those fucking monsters
Horrible things
They’re coming, they’re coming
They’re coming, They’re coming

They were fuck monsters, yeah
Monsters who fuck monsters
Like sci-fi creatures from an
X rated Buck Rogers
One-track reptilian brains fucking
One another
Stop, drop and roll, duck and cover
Motherfucker
Sex beasts with two backs in many pairs
Going in and out of one another
Fucking everywhere
And even there in hiding spots
We shook to the core
When we heard the monsters’ awful roar
Each of them had ten dicks
Ten clit's and ten tit's
And countless freaky fingers fucking
Filling every orifice
Ten pussies, ten assholes and ten mouths
From which the thickest viscous ropes
Of drool would spill out
They were sucking and fucking
Choking and gagging, spitting, Slapping
Or jacking off watching the most
Graphic acts you can imagine
Like some hentai kaiju with
Sex toys and everything
Fuck, fill, enjoy anything

Monsters, creeping, crawling, shrieking
Balling all those fucking monsters
Horrible things
They’re coming, they’re coming
They’re coming, They’re coming

Monsters, creeping, crawling, shrieking
Balling all those fucking monsters
Horrible things
They’re coming, they’re coming
And then they’ll come again
Monsters, feeding, gnashing, freaky, nasty
Oh, those fucking monsters horrible things
They’re coming, they’re coming
They’re coming, They’re coming

And soon we had a global
Epidemic on our hands
But our noblemen and presidents and
Priests had hatched a plan phoned up France
Warned them to pass on the bloody wrath
Tuned in Tokyo
Told them to just clear a fucking path
Since they never slept or ate
They only topped or bottomed
With caution we watched some
Monsters drop from exhaustion
When one would fall from fatigue, the others
No doubt would crawl inside it's dead body
And fuck their way out
Twisted into 69s and triple DPs
These beasties brought themselves to
Rug-burned bloody knees
They fucked themselves to death
And it was heard on the tube
They left behind ponds of cum
Streets slick and sticky with lube
And a whole lot of monster bodies
That were gathered and burned
You may ask with some concern
"but did they ever return?"
Well, two of them remained
And they’ve been here all along
They just donned some human costumes
Now they’re singing this song

Monsters, creeping, crawling, shrieking
Balling all those fucking monsters
Horrible things
They’re coming, they’re coming
They’re coming, They’re coming

Monsters, creeping, crawling, shrieking
Balling oh, we’re fucking monsters
Horrible things we’re coming, we’re coming
And then we’ll come again
Monsters, feeding, gnashing, freaky, nasty
Oh, we’re fucking monsters horrible things
We’re coming, we’re coming, we’re coming
We’re coming