Schäffer the Darklord - Never lyrics
[Schäffer the Darklord - Never lyrics]
Never broke a bone, never bought a home
Never watched an episode of Game of Thrones
Never followed sports, never touched a corpse
Never rode a motorcycle or a horse
Zip-lined, never sky-dived
Never done a backflip off a high dive
Never visited the Friends fountain
Never scuba-dived or climbed a mountain
But I would do all this for you
(only for you) if you ever asked me to
Never owned a car, never played guitar
Onstage in any bar
Never been a pyro or had a child, no
Never freestyle in my live show
Never sweet talked with a street cop
Live beatboxed, never sleepwalked
Never been a felon or been caroling
And I’ve never ever shot up heroin
But I would do all this for you
(only for you) if you ever asked me to
Never used a pass-through, never had to
Or got an ear pierced or a tattoo
Never slept in a log cabin
Never learned the rules of backgammon
Had an accident deploy an airbag
Been to Disneyland, never done drag
Had an allergy or worked a factory
Played a Pokemon or Final Fantasy
Never took karate or adopted doggies
Never been a passenger in a Ferrari
Seen Japan, never built a van
Though I’ve wanted to
I’ve never killed a man
There’s a synonym for "gentle"
With a "fossil"-like sound
It starts with a "D, " six letters
And I’ve never said it out loud
Never been an intern, never been burned
In a campfire, never been turned
To a vampire, never did learn
How to hot-wire, never mentored
Any youngsters, been a hunter
Never been the one to throw the first punch
Or ever seen or tried to eat a ghost pepper
Never have I ever played "Never Have I Ever"
Been struck by lightning
Never really ever read the Shining
Or described someone as beguiling
And I’ve still never seen the Lion King
Never loved anybody this hard
Never made love in a graveyard
Never felt any love was timeless
Never wrote a song quite like this
But baby, I do this for you (only for you)
Just because I wanted to
Never watched an episode of Game of Thrones
Never followed sports, never touched a corpse
Never rode a motorcycle or a horse
Zip-lined, never sky-dived
Never done a backflip off a high dive
Never visited the Friends fountain
Never scuba-dived or climbed a mountain
But I would do all this for you
(only for you) if you ever asked me to
Never owned a car, never played guitar
Onstage in any bar
Never been a pyro or had a child, no
Never freestyle in my live show
Never sweet talked with a street cop
Live beatboxed, never sleepwalked
Never been a felon or been caroling
And I’ve never ever shot up heroin
But I would do all this for you
(only for you) if you ever asked me to
Never used a pass-through, never had to
Or got an ear pierced or a tattoo
Never slept in a log cabin
Never learned the rules of backgammon
Had an accident deploy an airbag
Been to Disneyland, never done drag
Had an allergy or worked a factory
Played a Pokemon or Final Fantasy
Never took karate or adopted doggies
Never been a passenger in a Ferrari
Seen Japan, never built a van
Though I’ve wanted to
I’ve never killed a man
There’s a synonym for "gentle"
With a "fossil"-like sound
It starts with a "D, " six letters
And I’ve never said it out loud
Never been an intern, never been burned
In a campfire, never been turned
To a vampire, never did learn
How to hot-wire, never mentored
Any youngsters, been a hunter
Never been the one to throw the first punch
Or ever seen or tried to eat a ghost pepper
Never have I ever played "Never Have I Ever"
Been struck by lightning
Never really ever read the Shining
Or described someone as beguiling
And I’ve still never seen the Lion King
Never loved anybody this hard
Never made love in a graveyard
Never felt any love was timeless
Never wrote a song quite like this
But baby, I do this for you (only for you)
Just because I wanted to