Schäffer the Darklord - Night of the Living Christ lyrics

Some say the savior first lived during
The 30 years or so
Between BC and AD 2000 years ago
A man of myth and legend, stories
Maybe you've heard of
He was a Jewish Carpenter and
His mother was a virgin
His name was The Christ and
Some thought him odd
Because he preached in the
Streets and claimed to be the son of God
Performing miracles did little to
Win over the Romans
Infuriated by his acts they
Called him a showman so they tackled him and
Shackled him and whipped
Him and beat him and tortured him
They did everything just short of believe him
They nailed to a cross and left
Him in the sun to die
Now here's where the story
Varies in everybody's eyes

(You can believe)
That on the day he met his fate, or
(You can believe)
He came back three days later
(You can believe)
That he shall return again to commence the
Armageddon and the judgment of men

He won't descend from the Heavens
He'll emerge from the earth
With worms in his eyes his blood dry as dirt
All bones with little chunks
Of mummified flesh
Even the bugs in his bowels will
Be repulsed by the stench
Hungry as hell not eaten in two millennium
And he'll immediately need to
Start feeding some
He will search for the first church
As down come the rains
Moaning Aramaic with a craving for brains
Half eaten believers scream
"Jesus of Nazareth!"
Their dead bodies rise back
To life like Lazarus
This horror story'll be in the new Bible
Written by zombies Jesus' newest disciples
Satan won't arrive for the end times war
And Christ will hunt a hundred
And be hungry for more
No rival no reason to deliver us from evil
The undead prince of pieces
Feeding on his people

And he shall rise rise
The son of God will arrive
Back from the dead
And when it happens it'll blacken the skies
And he shall rise rise
And we'll all be surprised
As he walks the earth to the cries of
"he's alive"

Now wait wait what would Jesus do?
Well let me tell you what he'll do
He will leave a trail of goo
As he prays, he preys on you
Undead messiah with the entire
World turning in to zombies like him
You'll die for him because he died for you

(Oh Jesus Christ! It's Jesus Christ)

For centuries men of cloth
Have warned that this day will come
And they've used it to keep people oppressed
Under their moral thumb
They've controlled and convinced us
That our lives are filled with sin
Well guess what?
That's who he's coming for
Those who think they're pure like him

He will only go after those
Who in him have faith
So all the non-believers around the
World will be safe
All the Muslims and Buddhists
The satanists the atheists
The Jews will be safe too
But not the Jews for Jesus
And not the hypocrites or pro-life sexists
Who hide in the religious right
In the heart of Texas
Most of our government will get it the same
And anyone who's committed atrocities
In his name he'll crucify Klansmen
That'll be beautiful
Then he'll get that fucking prick
Who pickets gay funerals
Catholic pedophiles are eaten after
He whips 'em
LOOK OUT! Cause he'll send you
Back to Hell Mel Gibson
Those old and grey on crusades who enforce
Christian prayer in our schools
And commandments in courts
All his followers who twist the
Words that he said
Are the ones he'll hunt down when
He comes back from the dead

And he shall rise rise
The son of God will arrive
Back from the dead
And when it happens it'll blacken the skies
And he shall rise rise
And we'll all be surprised
As he walks the earth to the cries of
"He's alive"

Now wait wait what would Jesus do?
Well let me tell you what he'll do
He will leave a trail of goo
As he prays, he preys on you
Undead messiah with the entire
World turning in to zombies like him
You'll die for him because he died for you

(He's coming, he's coming
But he's coming to eat us)

Christians will all turn to zombies
Upon his return visit
It isn't too much different than
It is right now, Now is it?

And he shall rise rise
The son of God will arrive
Back from the dead
And when it happens it'll blacken the skies
And he shall rise rise
And we'll all be surprised
And he shall rise