Schäffer the Darklord - Quit lyrics

You walk in, you clock in
You log in and then the dread sets in
And the dark clouds descend
You can’t eat, you can’t
Sleep, you can’t breathe, Fatigue
Leaves you in ruins
You cease being a human being

Your whole soul grows cold
That old mind control
Takes it's toll on you
And you lose hold of your goals
And your dreams
You wanna scream or just flee from the scene
You need this like a screen
Door on a submarine

That job is killing you and
Filling you with dread, The milieu
Is willing you to do the will
Of idiots and villains who
Spend days unfazed by their underlings’ gaze
While you barely even earn
Yourself a livablе wage

And I remembеr you were set
To jet in December
You said you’d get something better
And yet you’ve been there forever
So what happened? Someone has to
Snatch you and slap you
‘Cause you’ll never leave this job
Unless you have to

Now quit your day job
Do it before it destroys
What’s left of your dreams
Your self-esteem and your poise
Quit your day job
And finally silence the noise
There are far worse things
Than being unemployed

The very worst boss at the very
Worst job that I ever had
Was stark raving mad
It was pretty bad having to
Work for this demon
She’d roll in around three
Immediately start screaming

At nothing, And when little things would
Fill her with doubt
She’d pop some pain killers and
Pass out on a couch and awake yelling
Always felt compelled to shout
She was such a mess a
Couple of my paychecks bounced

Every conversation like a wrestling bout
And we’d rarely figure out what
She was shouting about
Half-illiterate, literally a middle
School dropout but she was fluent in
Both excuses and copouts

Oh, it was awful! We had to
Coddle her when she’d pout
Followed by swallowing lies that’d
Fly from her mouth
And when drunk all of a sudden
She’d try to make out?
Sound familiar? Then make like me
And get the fuck out

Now quit your day job
Do it before it destroys
What’s left of your dreams
Your self-esteem and your poise
Quit your day job
And finally silence the noise
There are far worse things
Than being unemployed

And once you’re finally free from the grind
You’ll find you’ve plenty of free
Time to finally unwind
And get outside or stay in and
Get lost in your mind no job, no boss
No schedule and barely a dime

To your name, Now I’m not saying you
Should never work again
I know that’s unrealistic, irresponsible
But then again i am suggesting that you do
Just one little thing
Just quit the job that you
Have now tomorrow and sing

I don’t work for you anymore
I quit, you prick, now I’m out the door
Goodbye, but I do not wish you well
Because I’m gone
And you’ll never lay your evil eyes on me
Again unless we see each other in hell
You fucking monster

Now quit your day job
Do it before it destroys
What’s left of your dreams
Your self-esteem and your poise
Quit your day job
And finally silence the noise
There are far worse things
Than being unemployed

Bye