Schäffer the Darklord - Revenge of Attack of the Clonefucker lyrics

I've seen the future so bright
I gotta wear shades
And it's hotter than Hades
And everyone will have aids
And robot brigades at war with the humans
Machine against man
And the planet's in ruins
But by then we will have
Mastered the craft of
Creating cloned soldiers so we don't have to
Come out of hiding fighting
And we just might outlast
This battle without time travel
Back to the past
But as some of the cloners grow older
Narcissistic fiends like me will take over
And once i'm trained unsupervised and alone
I'm gonna fuck my clone
My suck fuck fantasy will begin innocently
Making these clones that look just like me
Will get boring and so I'll get
Curious and horny and I'll
Sneak one of my clones back to my room
In the janitor's basket hidden
In with the brooms
I'll clean him up and dress him
And I'll make him look sharp
He's so god damn cute
I think I'll name him Mark

Oh my, look at my new toy
He'll be my best friend, lover, and houseboy
And we'll take it slow the first time
And I'll do whatever whenever I
Want cause he's mine
Apply him with liquor but just little sips
And oh how I love to
Kiss his big luscious lips
Even though he's a guy and
Even though I'm not gay
I'm so vain I'll be fucking
My own clone all day
Both from top and bottom on my knees
I'll realize that from down here
It really is a good size
Get down to business
Kiss and touch then switch
And I can call him "bitch"

Clone fucker it'll be like humping a mirror
Oh won't you touch me right here
I'll whisper into my ear sick and addicted
Like so many are to power or wealth
The clone fucker will chuckle knucklehead
Go fuck yourself

And doesn't that sound fun? Then I'm done
Take a break and I'll make another one
Then I'll have two clones what'll I do?
I'll have Mark watch as I break in Mark Two
When we hump it'll be an all me threesome
Suckin' and fuckin' til all three cum
And in between sessions we'll rest
Mark will rub my feet
I'll shave mark two's chest
Now you might think
I'm a freak that's real lucky
Cause my clone's don't speak
They only moan and say "Fuck me"
And I'll never have to date 'em or break up
I'll dress 'em how I like and
I'll make some wear make-up
All clones are supposed to remain virgins
But mine will be exposed to
All kinds of perversion
I'll make dirty videos with my clones
And then I'll have to watch 'em with 'em
Cause I'm never alone it'll be me
Watching me fucking me
And also me on the TV screen
You see, that's twelve of me, do you?
Cause on the couch is also me
Fucking me and me and watching the TV
And there's a mirror in the room too
This many's not plenty so one day
I'll make a third clone
And bring him home and call him Trey
He'll be handsome the others are cute
I'm gonna dress this dapper little bastard
In my suit now with three
They'll be less like toys
They'll start to learn and think
And when they're bored they'll make noise
And I'll have to keep 'em busy
And plenty entertained
It's a hardcore Darklord gang bang

One's in behind and one's in my face
The third is jerking off patiently
While he wait's
And we'll have to keep it up all night
In spite of the moaning
So I can wear 'em out
Before work in the morning
By now my little secret will
Have grown to compulsion
Around my fellow cloners I'll
Have boners all bulgin'
And my boss will start to think I'm a prick
Because I'll always be home callin' in sick

Clone fucker it'll be like humping a mirror
Oh won't you touch me right here
I'll whisper into my ear sick and addicted
Like so many are to power or wealth
The clone fucker will chuckle knucklehead
Go fuck yourself

Now in the future
Cloners won't make much money
And with all of my time off
It won't even be funny flat ass broke
With no hope for loans unable to feed me
Let alone my clones
And the first one won't be lookin' so hot
He's skinny and pale and
Malnourished and what not
The oldest of eight brothers living together
In a tiny little future room
In worst of the weather
And the room will stink of piss, shit
Sweat and cum and some of the clones
Unbathed are covered in scum
I'll wonder if none of this
Could ever be done
And I'll have to lose some
Before I make another one

And fucked up clones won't have
A chance in society mixing in with the clone
Forces battlin' mightily
Could you imagine them at war with the bots?
On the battlefield suckin'
One another's cocks?
So I'll panic in the mess that I got
I won't want to return 'em and
I won't wanna get caught
And since I won't wanna
Be remembered a villain
I'll decide the best solution is: select
A few and kill 'em

I'll smother one of 'em
While i'm fuckin' him
So the others don't notice
Nothin' ugly or somethin'
And then later I'll drag him into
The bathroom and lock it
Cut him into pieces with a knife in my pocket
And tossin' parts of his body in boxes
Later toss the boxes
Into garbage compartments
I'll need to get a couple
More up out my apartment
Before I make some more I
Know it sounds alarming

By the time I get three disposed
Room will smell of bodies all decomposed
Cause I'll be keeping little
Souvenirs in a box
Like lips and left eyes and
All of their cocks
And in the choppin' the bodies
I'll get sloppy
And the small hidden cameras in the
Hall will have caught me
For me the authorities will send
Cause all good things come to an end
At the trial i'm nervous
The verdict convicted
And sentenced to community service
Only charged with theft i guess I got lucky
But I'll still say "fuck me"

Clone fucker it'll be like humping a mirror
Oh won't you touch me right here
I'll whisper into my ear sick and addicted
Like so many are to power or wealth
The clone fucker will chuckle knucklehead
Go fuck yourself