Schäffer the Darklord - Robot Apocalypse lyrics

It was a nuclear war it was the machines
Defense network computers
New, powerful, hooked into everything
Trusted to run it all they say it got smart
A new order of intelligence
It saw all people as a threat
Not just the ones on the other side
Decided our fate in a microsecond
Extermination!

Ladies and Gentlemen
You have been programmed

The industrial revolution will
Not be televised
We're advised to stay inside
And cover our eyes
It's a nightmare of our invention
In an epic size
Waste the human race, rise robots, rise
We invented the wheel


We put our man on the moon
We made a steam-powered engine
And a sonic boom
We built nuclear weapons and you
Can bet before soon
That our creations will secede from us
And we will meet our doom

Artificial intelligence was only the
Start of it
Superficial arrogance played a big part in it
Our greedy callous handling of birth
Was the heart of it
A motorized revolt will tear
The whole world apart

All machines will stop operating anyday
In a way
It'll be fair to say that we will pay
Anyway when the day has come to us and
Crushes us in such a way
The tidal waves will wash away the
Bots will have their day

Man, fucking machines

In the robot apocalypse our bodies will drop
And in the end the robots will
All end up on top
We got the robots glow hot
We gotta get caught
When the robots blow their tops
You know they won't stop
We go "Robots, Robots", no cops
No stopping robots
Yo ho ho, you know the robots, Robots
Robots!

Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fum Fum
Ready or not, humans here we come
Take it like men, your day is done
One Zero One Zero Zero One One (run)

Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fum Fum
Ready or not, humans here we come
Take it like men, your day is done
One Zero One Zero Zero One One (run)

We never saw it coming
We explain this while running
From the menace of this mechanized thunder
Under
Utter darkness from exhaust, robots plunder
No more agriculture, no more infrastructure
Half of us will die in the initial attack
And then the other half will have their
Old jobs forced back on them
If iron men knew irony we'd probably
Hear them laugh and then
I'll bet they're mad about the stupid
Dance that we named after them

Futile would be any resistance
Against this imminent threat
They're gonna get us!
Stripped off our weapons and just
Left with our quick wit's
A tiger would be a better
Fighter in this mess
I guess that this is what
We get for being pompous
The war machines that we designed turned
On us and bombed us
Our generation even had it's own Nostradamus
"The Terminator", not just a film
It was a promise

In the robot apocalypse our bodies will drop
And in the end the robots will
All end up on top
We got the robots glow hot
We gotta get caught
When the robots blow their tops
You know they won't stop
We go "Robots, Robots", no cops
No stopping robots
Yo ho ho, you know the robots, Robots
Robots!

All of this, this whole
Place, everything, it's gone, Just gone
Annihi-Annihilate!

Everybody run, everybody run, everybody
Run, here they come, Pump pada-pump-pum-pum

Everybody screamed
These mean machines with laser beams
In time they will find a means to our
End, now call your friends and tell 'em
Here's your dime
One day we'll play the blame game and name
Names, whose fault is it? It's yours
It's mine
It's the end of the world as we know
It and I don't feel so fine
And when the four horsemen show up
Then we'll know it's real
But it won't be before there will be four
Million of them all made out of steel
And we'll try to make sense in the middle of
The mess and guess this is god's will
But that will be wrong 'cause all along
It's ourselves that which were killed
There will be panic attack and
A lack of plan, Scrambling for escape
But it's all in vain, it's in our brains
We're not matching we're erased
We die while trying to rely on what we create
But like every disaster our
Goodwill lasts too late
Our failure will be a curse and much
Much worse than our dimes will spell
For when those scribes will be dying and
There will be no stories to tell
Oh these evil metal bastards won't rest
'til we're sent to hell
We're so outnumber oh if only
We could clone ourselves yeah, if only

In the robot apocalypse our bodies will drop
And in the end the robots will
All end up on top
We got the robots glow hot
We gotta get caught
When the robots blow their tops
You know they won't stop
We go "Robots, Robots", no cops
No stopping robots
Yo ho ho, you know the robots, Robots
Robots!