Schäffer the Darklord - Session part 1 lyrics
[Schäffer the Darklord - Session part 1 lyrics]
Schäffer: Ok, I can do this it won't be like
Last time this one will be different come on
Man get it together you can do
This you CAN do this
Madame X: I hate to interrupt
Schäffer: WHAT?!
Madame X: Would you like to have a seat?
Schäffer: How long have you been there?
Madame X: I've been here the whole
Time this is my office
You came here for therapy
Schäffer: Right i was just nervous because i
Madame X: Great, have a seat
Schäffer: Thank you
Madame X: So
Schäffer: So
Madame X: So
Schäffer: So
Madame X: SO
Schäffer: So what?
Madame X: SO
Schäffer: A needle pulling thread?
Madame X: So, what is your name?
Schäffer: Oh! It's Schäffer the Darklord
Madame X: Huh well, Mr the Darklord
Schäffer: Please
Call me Schäffer mr the Darklord is my fa
Madame X: Your fathers name you
Make that joke a lot, Don't you?
Schäffer: No! yes
Madame X: That's a good joke
I like that joke
Schäffer: Thanks! I mean you didn't laugh so
Madame X: No, it's great
So, Mr the Darklord
Why don't you try telling
Me your name again?
Schäffer: It's mark Schäffer
Madame X: Very good
Mr schäffer it's very brave of you
To take this first step
Schäffer: I guess it is!
Madame X: That's mavelous so
There's something troubling you
Schäffer: No
Madame X: No? Nothing is troubling you?
Schäffer: No, EVERYTHING is troubling me
Madame X: That must be very troubling
Schäffer: It really is!
Madame X: Well
Where would you like to begin?
Schäffer: I guess at the opening?
Madame X: I think you mean the beginning
Schäffer: Can we call it the opening?
Madame X: I don't see why not mr
Schäffer, the floor is yours and please
Take your time
Last time this one will be different come on
Man get it together you can do
This you CAN do this
Madame X: I hate to interrupt
Schäffer: WHAT?!
Madame X: Would you like to have a seat?
Schäffer: How long have you been there?
Madame X: I've been here the whole
Time this is my office
You came here for therapy
Schäffer: Right i was just nervous because i
Madame X: Great, have a seat
Schäffer: Thank you
Madame X: So
Schäffer: So
Madame X: So
Schäffer: So
Madame X: SO
Schäffer: So what?
Madame X: SO
Schäffer: A needle pulling thread?
Madame X: So, what is your name?
Schäffer: Oh! It's Schäffer the Darklord
Madame X: Huh well, Mr the Darklord
Schäffer: Please
Call me Schäffer mr the Darklord is my fa
Madame X: Your fathers name you
Make that joke a lot, Don't you?
Schäffer: No! yes
Madame X: That's a good joke
I like that joke
Schäffer: Thanks! I mean you didn't laugh so
Madame X: No, it's great
So, Mr the Darklord
Why don't you try telling
Me your name again?
Schäffer: It's mark Schäffer
Madame X: Very good
Mr schäffer it's very brave of you
To take this first step
Schäffer: I guess it is!
Madame X: That's mavelous so
There's something troubling you
Schäffer: No
Madame X: No? Nothing is troubling you?
Schäffer: No, EVERYTHING is troubling me
Madame X: That must be very troubling
Schäffer: It really is!
Madame X: Well
Where would you like to begin?
Schäffer: I guess at the opening?
Madame X: I think you mean the beginning
Schäffer: Can we call it the opening?
Madame X: I don't see why not mr
Schäffer, the floor is yours and please
Take your time