Schäffer the Darklord - Session part 1 lyrics

Schäffer: Ok, I can do this it won't be like
Last time this one will be different come on
Man get it together you can do
This you CAN do this

Madame X: I hate to interrupt

Schäffer: WHAT?!

Madame X: Would you like to have a seat?

Schäffer: How long have you been there?

Madame X: I've been here the whole
Time this is my office
You came here for therapy
Schäffer: Right i was just nervous because i

Madame X: Great, have a seat

Schäffer: Thank you

Madame X: So

Schäffer: So

Madame X: So

Schäffer: So

Madame X: SO

Schäffer: So what?

Madame X: SO

Schäffer: A needle pulling thread?

Madame X: So, what is your name?

Schäffer: Oh! It's Schäffer the Darklord

Madame X: Huh well, Mr the Darklord

Schäffer: Please
Call me Schäffer mr the Darklord is my fa

Madame X: Your fathers name you
Make that joke a lot, Don't you?

Schäffer: No! yes

Madame X: That's a good joke
I like that joke

Schäffer: Thanks! I mean you didn't laugh so

Madame X: No, it's great
So, Mr the Darklord
Why don't you try telling
Me your name again?

Schäffer: It's mark Schäffer

Madame X: Very good
Mr schäffer it's very brave of you
To take this first step

Schäffer: I guess it is!

Madame X: That's mavelous so
There's something troubling you

Schäffer: No

Madame X: No? Nothing is troubling you?

Schäffer: No, EVERYTHING is troubling me

Madame X: That must be very troubling

Schäffer: It really is!

Madame X: Well
Where would you like to begin?

Schäffer: I guess at the opening?

Madame X: I think you mean the beginning

Schäffer: Can we call it the opening?

Madame X: I don't see why not mr
Schäffer, the floor is yours and please
Take your time