Schäffer the Darklord - Supervillian lyrics

"People of New York! For
Quite some time now, I've
Silently observed you carrying on
With your silly
Meaningless little lives well, tonight
It will be my pleasure to liberate you from
Them at midnight, I
Will destroy this city you call
Home with every last
One of you in it you can scream
All you want, but I assure you
There's nowhere
To run there's a new menace in town
And it is me where are you heroes now?"

So we meet again, my noble heroic friend
Our feud has brewed forever
But tonight it will end
And then there will be nothing left
Of you but a memory
My old foe, arch-rival, nemesis and my enemy

You see, my granddad invented trying lasses
To train tracks cackling twisting
His moustache and
My dad, his spawn, carried it on
In the 60's holding hostages
With atomic bombs i come from a long line
Of this kind of people you see
I represent a third generation of evil
It courses through my blood
This love of chaos and killing
So much more than just a criminal
I'm a supervillain!

In a mask with black gloves pulled up past
My elbows
"Hell No!" I bellow with both fists clasped
A mass of wild hair that's
Red or orange or green
And a single silver streak
I look horribly mean

I've got an army of weapons
And robots and goons
And a gold membership into the Legion of Doom
Beyond the doors of my fortress
It's pouring down rain
I'm no madman, man, no, I'm fucking insane!

My satellites' sights aimed
On strategic sites
Laser beams'll vaporize this city tonight
I had to pull a diamond heist
To buy my doomsday device
It will turn the earth to
Ice yeahit's pretty nice

Send out your signal, call in your hero
I kidnapped his lady
Now his power's are zero
I'll give him ultimatums
Yeah I'll drop them like pearls
"You can choose one
Hero: the world or the girl"

The Joker, Lex Luthor, Two-Face and Bizarro
Doc Ock, Juggernaut, Ming and Magneto
Green Goblin, Penguin, Venom, Electro
Megatron, Cobra Commander and Destro

I root for the bad guys!
With the evil eyes fists in the sky
They're screaming "Die die die!" And I
Root for the bad guys!
The sick and the twisted
So sadistic and wicked, That's why I

Root for the bad guys!
The psychopathic maniacs the black hat sort
I root for the bad guys!
Chilling like a supervillain
Killing for sport

"Now, Mr freeze!"

Now superheroes are bigger
And stronger although
Villains do triple their sales
In action figures alone
Heroes have hearts, we control minds
They get the good press
We get the good lines

We say things like "Rue the day!"
And "For this
The people of this little city shall pay!"
And "Now I will show you absolute fear"
And "Well, well, wellwhat do we have here?"

Hey Mr hero, why the cape and the half mask?
Your costume looks stupid
Mine's fucking bad ass!
Now buzz off, you've a city to save
While I'll be back at my lair giggling
Digging your grave

To me your identity is no secret
I know the story of your origin
And I know your weakness
Carry on with absurd monologue
You silly bastard i won't hear a word over
My own demonic laughter

Heroes play supporting roles
The villain's the star
With my half-British accent
Rolling my "r's"
Rrrrrrrrolling in my getaway car
Go ahead and try to chase me
But you won't getting far

My cold
Black heart starts pumping endorphins
Every time I leave a bomb in
A bus full of orphans
With the doors sealed shut
Breaks cut and it's racing
Toward the edge of a cliff, shit
You better go and save 'em!

Walk into a trap, gassed
Passed out now it's dark
Wake up in chains over a tank full of sharks
I'm sure you'll get free
You always do when the time comes
Even I've escaped a dozen
Times from the asylum

I got the DA, commissioner and the mayor
Tied up to a bomb
And in my palm I hold the detonator
All along this was my plan
Now I will give you the count
Of 10 to meet my demands

"109876…5, ah fuck it"

Skeletor, Catwoman and Dr doom
Doomsday, Kingpin and Ra's Al Gul
Shredder, Sandman, Darth Vader, Scarecrow
Brainiac, Mr mxyzptlk and Mysterio

When the smoke clears, and I see the light
I'm surrounded by four walls
Padded and white
In a straightjacket, dammit
This isn't the end
Curses, superhero, we shall meet again!

"Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"