Schäffer the Darklord - The Tin Man lyrics

I am the tin man

For a hundred years he rested here
Rusted shut and so dormant
In a little lost corner where no one strolls
In the soul of this horrible forest
For a little lass snatched from Kansas
Snatched by tornado came forward
Poured a little drop of oil on his joints
She heard his voice time for performance
He did rise and strained open his eyes
And lowered his ax to his side
It was still raised high to the sky
Twisted his back 'till it cracked
Wiggled his little fingers just a
Bit with a stretch
Aimed his gaze at the face of the girl
Then grabbed that little hick by
The neck and said
I am the Tin Man, who the hell are you?
Do you know how badly your blood will
Clash with that shade of blue?
Has no one clued you in that in
This land there is none scarier?
Answer me or so help me I
Will crush that fucking terrier

Then this drunken clumsy fuck with
Which she was traveling
Came to her call tried to get involved
But was all falling down unraveling
Tin man pinned him up to a tree
With his free hand fast and explained
Are you really gonna fuck with me
Scarecrow? do you have no brain?
Both of 'em were cryin' by this
Time and how he loved it
"I will go with you to the city but
To me your silly little lives mean nothing
You can die right here and I fear you
Will hear no tickin' in this chest!
And I'll bet you never guessed that my ex
Is the Wicked Bitch of the West!"

Here comes the Tin Man! (Tin Man)
And he will hack you apart
His skin is made of metal and he has no heart
He needs oil
(Oil) His body is so cold and so hollow
A Blood bath down the yellow
Path that he follows
Here comes the Tin Man (Tin Man)
Look in his ball bearing eyes
You'll find an empty stare as icy
As his iron side hide
He's kinda like a robot with no wires inside
A heavy metal lumberjack, never
Have a heart attack, Never gonna die!

They traveled in silence for fear
That violence would find them
So frightened they started
Cryin', tried hidin', Spotted a lion!
But Tinny caught the pussy by the tail and
The kitty cat wailed under his power!
So scared that he pissed
Tinny rubbed his nose in it
And called him a coward
"You fuckin' coward!"
He grabbed the cat by the
Scruff and he flicked
His bic at the stuffin' of the scarecrow
Ergo, miss little muffin could
(What?) utter nothin'
With a hand on her hips
Licked his thin metals lips and
He thirsted for her
And with the handle back of his battle axe
Hiked up the front of her skirt

AND SAID
"Sweet little Dorothy oh lord what I
Have in store for you
There is no place like home
You ain't in Kansas no more!
Don't try nothin' funny honey
Or you'll get killed
Just like a hundred flyin' monkeys
And the Lollipop guild!"

When they reached emerald city little
Old bitty scattered in packs
'Cuz they got word for the birds who had
Heard that the Tin Man was back
That empty phallic palace thick
With malice and fear
And at the end up a long hall a
Ten foot tall green head did appear!
He called himself a the Great Wizard
"Yeah like hell you are a old man!"
So certain that he heard him
Tinny pulled back the curtain
Caught him in his cold hand
Feelin' even meaner, he was
Beatin' on a senior, Evil gives him a buzz!
If ever a wicked ass wizard there was
It isn't this midget it isn't because

Here comes the Tin Man (Tin Man)
And he's the king of the forest sTOP!
No second chorus!

And with his dying breath the wizard
Took a stab in the dark
And he guessed that Tinny's chest was
Empty and he needed a heart
He offered him one said he
Had plenty in stock
"Are you fucking shitting me? This
Is a five dollar clock!"
He crushed it in his fist, so pissed
So livid with rage
And with the same hand harvested the old
Man's own heart from his ribcage
And ate it like a pear right there
Off his chin wizard blood was drippin'
Then he turned back fast to his captives
A fresh corpse was still twitchin'

AND SAID
"You should have left me rustin' see
You never should have trusted me
Incapable of lovin' but there's still a
Lot of lust in me
I rob and rape, and use, and steal
And kill all the rest
Because I couldn't care less, really
I couldn't care less (AWWW)
Cheated on every last girlfriend
Laughed as their
Worlds end and told such lies (Lies)
Called 'em all fat told them that I never
Loved them as I looked in their eyes (Eyes)
I guided the blind the wrong way
Shaved a teens head bald on her prom day
Crashed birthday parties and told
Kids their adopted
And watched what their moms say
Once I told a lie to the scarecrow won't
Let him go if you listen to me
Well that was a lie too
Now you're gonna die you miserable three!"

He set fire to the man made of hay
Thought of more then one way to skin the cat!
Saved the best for last but in his glee
Didn't see Dorothy slip out the back!

She was off in a balloon
She thought to soon she had lost him
'Cuz Tinny caught a ride back the Kansas
Grabbing that Basket by the bottom
She awoke at home he wasn't there and
Our fair heroine felt so protected
But the Tin Man was there, he ran for Senate
And a landslide was elected

Here comes the Tin Man! (Tin Man)
And he will hack you apart
("And I will hack you apart")
His skin is made of metal and he has no heart
(My skin is made of metal
And I have no heart)
He needs oil His body is
So cold and so hollow (I need oil
My body is so cold and so hollow)
Blood bath down the yellow
Path that he follows
(Blood bath down the yellow
Path that I follow)
Here comes the Tin Man (Tin Man)
Look in his ball bearing eyes
Find an empty stare as icy
As his iron side hide
(Look in my ball bearing eyes
Find an empty stare as icy
As his iron side hide)
He's kinda like a robot with no wires inside
(I'm kinda like a robot
With no wires inside")
A heavy metal lumberjack, never
Have a heart attack, Never gonna die!