Schäffer the Darklord - The Way You Talk lyrics

Hey, what's the haps? I don't know
I know, right? What?
It's just like, you know what I mean?
No, I don't
Oh my God, you don't even know!
You're right
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Uh ok?
That's it - end of story great bye!
Hey man, what's your problem?
What's my problem?
I don't like the way that
You're talkin' to me
But I don't really mind what you're sayin'
My back will be turned to
The words that you speak
Until you find a way to properly convey 'em

I don't like the way that
You're talkin' to me
But I don't really mind what you're sayin'
Back turned to the words that you speak


Until you find a way to properly convey 'em

People! (people) The way that you talk
Is often so very embarrassing it's
Time that it stopped!
Our generation sounds like a
Bunch of dumb kids who grew up
But still talk like a bunch of dumb kids
It's time to reunite It's due
Time that we fight
Deterioration of our communication tonight
I call upon us all to
Stand tall in our hearts
And stop talking like morons
Here's where we start
When typing email please be aware
That there are three different forms
Of the word pronounced "there"
And if you dare misuse one in a letter beware
I will delete you from my friends
List like I just don't care
The first is spelled T-H-E-Y apostrophe R-E
It's a contraction of the noun
"they" and the verb "are", You see?
T-H-E-IR is a possessive pronoun when
You want to say that they posses it
Or it belongs to them
And T-H-E-R-E is an adverb with direction
Which often times is used
To modify a preposition
With practice you can learn to use
All three in a sentence
For example: "They're in there with
Their bear" - there, I said it
The thing
(huh?) I hate most (huh?) that gets
Me (huh?) so pissed (huh?) are people
(huh?) , adults (huh?)
Who talk (huh?) like this (huh?)
Like everything's
(huh?) a question (huh?)
With such (huh?) indecision (huh?)
You sound like a little kid
Speak with some conviction!
And speaking of questions
You needn't announce one
By stating the word first before
You pop out one
Cause when you say "Question:
What is the story?"
I'll reply, "Answer: That is annoying"
And like please don't like
Overuse the word like
Unless you're like planin' like talkin'
'bout your new bike "like" is an adverb
It's used to compare things
Like when you say "like" so much
You sound like a prom queen
You know what I mean
You know - you know what I mean?
UGH! Stop asking me that
I'll stop and ask if need be!
And please don't reply with "that's
What I'm talkin' 'bout"
When I'm talking cause actually
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout
Please refrain from typing messages
In all caps
Please cease abbreviating happening to haps
Stop with the fake words
Like 'guestimates' and 'factoids'
And never use more than
One exclamation point!
Enough with the quote fingers - I
Get it - the tone
Of your voice and choice of expression alone
Should suffice to imply that
You're being sarcastic
You're only slowing down a boring
Story with a hand trick
And you've gotta STOP using the word gay
The way you describe a dislike
Like when you say "That's such a gay car
This song is so gay"
Are you in middle school you
Little fool, act your age, Ok?
Enunciate, articulate, and say what you mean
And speak up so I can hear you
But you don't need to scream
Don't talk with your mouth full
And don't interrupt me
And if you say end of story
Then I will leave abruptly
All of these lazy and unnecessary phrases
Make us seem so very dated almost
As we're half our ages
Try and make a change and
Maybe then in the end
We can be friends, but until then:

I don't like the way that
You're talkin' to me
But I don't really mind what you're sayin'
My back will be turned to
The words that you speak
Until you find a way to properly convey 'em

I don't like the way that
You're talkin' to me
But I don't really mind what you're sayin'
Back turned to the words that you speak
Until you find a way to properly convey 'em