Schäffer the Darklord - Tomgirl lyrics

Hey Girls!

Whooo!

Well, Alright

Ever since I was a little boy
I've always been a little bit different
Than all my friends
Especially men i've always been a
Bit of a misfit
Other boys were so aggressive
I was just so sensitive
Passionate about arts and crafts
I had so much to give
I never liked football, never played sports
But I loved musical theater of course!
Wouldn't go camping or hunting the straights
So often misread all of these trait's
As being gay, but I'm not gay baby
I'm just a Tomgirl ooh!

Maybe it's cuz I was raised
By a single mother
Mama taught me 'bout the movies
Mostly watching costume dramas
I got a taste for playing dress-up
But fighting- Oh! No chance
I played with GI Joes
But all of my stories had romance
Today, I'm much the same but
Maybe more so I think
At any age given the option of blue
I'll always choose pink
I read fashion magazines for
The celebrity gossip
I love America's Next Top Model
My girlfriends won't even watch it
And on my list of guilty pleasures
Entered near the top would be
The dashing Hugh Grant acting
In romantic comedies
I'm not some odd anomaly
I've gotta be me and he is a Tomgirl

I'm a Tomgirl, baby alright
I'm just a Tomgirl swinging
My imaginary braids
I'm a Tomgirl, baby tonight
And if you see me skipping down your street
Give me a thumbs up, and I'll be like sweet
Give me a high-five
Step aside I'll be on my way
I'm a Tomgirl, baby okay

And I cry, oh my God how I cry
At the drop of every dime
It's like I'm crying all the gosh darn time
But I don't really mind, baby
It's fine, cuz I'm a Tomgirl

And when I feel dour
I do a thing that seems silly
I send myself flowers
My faves are stargazer lilies
My whole apartment smells like lavender
After I dream about going out
In a ponytail and tanktop
With a bra-strap showing
No one claims that I'm a women
In the body of a man but that said
I tend to favor all of my transgendered fans
You may ask, Why don't you cross-dress I'm
Sure you'd look cute
I say I do, because the women I
Want are the one's who wear suit's, Shoot
I get uncomfortable when people
Call me mister got a girl
And I can't help but kick my
Toe up when I kiss her
If I had fifty sisters I couldn't
Be more of a Tomgirl

I'm a Tomgirl, baby alright
I'm just a Tomgirl swinging
My imaginary braids
I'm a Tomgirl, baby tonight
And if you see me skipping down your street
Give me a thumbs up, and I'll be like sweet
Give me a high-five
Step aside I'll be on my way
I'm a Tomgirl, baby okay

And it's safe to say I'm more than
A bit of a feminine touch
I just relate to ladies better
Than the gentleman and such
And guess what? That's why your
Girlfriend's love me so much
Cuz I'm a Tomgirl