Stephen Lynch - 3 Balloons lyrics
[Stephen Lynch - 3 Balloons lyrics]
Call you from my car to say
I'll be there in a while
Short plane ride and I will get
To see your pretty smile
Nothing on the radio, I fiddle with the dial
Then I see a sign
The airport's just another mile
I check my bags and think about
How much I hate to fly
And as I near security, I almost start to cry
Well, I hope the Law Enforcement Agents
Can't tell from my face
I've got three balloons of coke
In an uncomfortable place
I'm sweating and I'm nervous and
I need a little air
Because with four balloons of
Heroin it's getting crowded
Up in there crowded up in there
My mind is all a jumbled and
My blood is cold as ice
I dread the thought of having
To unload this merchandise
Relax, I say it's not that bad
It might feel kind of nice
Besides, who hasn't had a finger
Up there once or twice i must remember
Don't leave any drugs inside the host
I did that once and a girl
Who tossed my salad overdosed
Well, I say a little prayer
Hail Maria full of grace
I've got three balloons of coke
In an uncomfortable place
I'm sweating and I'm nervous and
I need a little air
And I swear I'm farting lines of blow
Into my underwear from my derrière
I was a little eager when
I loaded up my stash
Five balloons of ecstasy and
Six balloons of hash
Eight balloons of LSD and nine of sensimilla
A box of Chinese fireworks
A Guatemalan child
I made it to the gate now
My joy I can't contain i board the aircraft
Take my seat in the cockpit of the plane
As I taxi down the runway
I get a smile on my face
I've got three balloons of coke
In an uncomfortable place
Flight crew, prepare for take off
As I lift us into air
And by the way does anyone want
To buy a Guatemalan child, from my derrière?
I've got three balloons
I've got three balloons
I've got three balloons
I'll be there in a while
Short plane ride and I will get
To see your pretty smile
Nothing on the radio, I fiddle with the dial
Then I see a sign
The airport's just another mile
I check my bags and think about
How much I hate to fly
And as I near security, I almost start to cry
Well, I hope the Law Enforcement Agents
Can't tell from my face
I've got three balloons of coke
In an uncomfortable place
I'm sweating and I'm nervous and
I need a little air
Because with four balloons of
Heroin it's getting crowded
Up in there crowded up in there
My mind is all a jumbled and
My blood is cold as ice
I dread the thought of having
To unload this merchandise
Relax, I say it's not that bad
It might feel kind of nice
Besides, who hasn't had a finger
Up there once or twice i must remember
Don't leave any drugs inside the host
I did that once and a girl
Who tossed my salad overdosed
Well, I say a little prayer
Hail Maria full of grace
I've got three balloons of coke
In an uncomfortable place
I'm sweating and I'm nervous and
I need a little air
And I swear I'm farting lines of blow
Into my underwear from my derrière
I was a little eager when
I loaded up my stash
Five balloons of ecstasy and
Six balloons of hash
Eight balloons of LSD and nine of sensimilla
A box of Chinese fireworks
A Guatemalan child
I made it to the gate now
My joy I can't contain i board the aircraft
Take my seat in the cockpit of the plane
As I taxi down the runway
I get a smile on my face
I've got three balloons of coke
In an uncomfortable place
Flight crew, prepare for take off
As I lift us into air
And by the way does anyone want
To buy a Guatemalan child, from my derrière?
I've got three balloons
I've got three balloons
I've got three balloons