Stephen Lynch - Vanilla Ice Cream lyrics

Have a seat and listen
Please don’t say a thing
In matters of the heart sometimes
The truth will ever sting
Just don’t take it personally
This is no attack
But we will never last because I’m
White and you are… also white

I only like black girls, the brown girls
The café au lait
The caramel girls and mocha girls
Just blow me away
If you are nubian I want you
To be in every fantasy
But, if you’re a whitey
Say nighty-nighty you’re
Just not the girl for me

Oh, I hate vanilla ice cream
I like chocolate instead
I hope she likes her soul food
With a little wonder bread
Don’t call it jungle fever ‘cause
That just isn't right
I am not a racist some of
My best friends are white

I just prefer black girls, the brown girls
The café au lait
The caramel girls and mocha girls
Just blow me away
If you’re a cracker you better get blacker
Or else you best get out
It is no mystery I like a sister
See this is what I’m talking about

Our wedding song will be ebony and ivory
And we’ll sing Christmas carols around
The old Kwanzaa tree
But color is not the issue here
It's dignity it's class
It’s all about her heart ok
It’s partly about that ass

I want me some black girls
The brown girls the café au lait
Oh caramel girls and mocha girls
Just blow me away
If you’re a honky your singing the
Wrong key it’s the honest truth
The skin that she’s dwelling in must contain
Melanin that is the fountain of youth

Thomas Jefferson robert De Niro
David Bowie to a certain extent Ted Dansen
Strom Thermond strom Thermond
Yeah