Stephen Lynch, Kevin Cahoon, Matthew Salavidar - Today You Are a Man lyrics
[Stephen Lynch, Kevin Cahoon, Matthew Salavidar - Today You Are a Man lyrics]
There's a gift from every guest
Today you are a man
The cocktail franks have all been blessed
Today you are a man
Your goyim friends have been agog
Since they left the synagogue
Drunk on schnapps and in a fog
And speaking Hebrew best they can
(attempting Hebrew) l'chaim!
Cause you are a man!
There's a waitress dressed up like a go-go
But remember shiksas are a no no!
Go shake hands with
Each Tom, Dick, and Herschel
They'll be shvitzing and what's even worse
You'll have to kiss your aunts
And watch your zayde dance but remember this
It could be ten times worse at
Least it's not your briss your briss
Today you are a
Boi-boi-boi boi-boi-boi
Boi-boi-boi
Boy?
No!
A man! Ole!
Today you are a man
The cocktail franks have all been blessed
Today you are a man
Your goyim friends have been agog
Since they left the synagogue
Drunk on schnapps and in a fog
And speaking Hebrew best they can
(attempting Hebrew) l'chaim!
Cause you are a man!
There's a waitress dressed up like a go-go
But remember shiksas are a no no!
Go shake hands with
Each Tom, Dick, and Herschel
They'll be shvitzing and what's even worse
You'll have to kiss your aunts
And watch your zayde dance but remember this
It could be ten times worse at
Least it's not your briss your briss
Today you are a
Boi-boi-boi boi-boi-boi
Boi-boi-boi
Boy?
No!
A man! Ole!
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