Stephen Lynch - Voices In My Head lyrics

You know
When you're up here and you're playing
And having a good time
And looking down on you and
All of your smiling faces
You try to do a good show
But sometimes there's some shit
Going on inside
That you guys are not privy to
And that's what this song is about
It's called Voices in My Head

Thank you all for coming to my show
You've been great, but now I have to go
Everyone had a super time I hope
Some songs tend to push the envelope

These are things that I have said
But there are voices in my head
And if you could hear them
This is what they'd say

Thank you all for coming to my show
(Oh, it hurts
You bastards didn't laugh at my
New Nazi song and)
You've been great, but now I have to go
(Go and ask that girl in the front to
Come backstage and show her thong and)
Everyone had a super time I hope
(I hope the guy who heckled me
Gets hit by a big bus, that fucker)
Some songs tend to push the envelope
(Open up your eyes, your wife
And girlfriend both showed up, you sucker)

They’re the voices in my head
(You're such a hack)
Saying things that shouldn't be said
(You need Prozac) i just hope that they will
(No, we won't) go away
But wait, there's more

(Thank you all for coming to my show)
I have to take a piss

(You've been great, but now I have to go)
Why'd I sign up for this?

(You've all had a super time I hope)
Leave this song on the shelf

(Some songs tend to push the envelope)
I should just kill myself

They're the voices in my head
(You're such a mess)
Saying things that shouldn't be said
(You're talentless)
I just hope that they will (No, we won't)
Go away

No, they won't go away (Never go away)

They're here to stay (We're here to stay)

They say I'm gay (You're gay)

(Absolutely not)

I say, no way (You're gay)

(You're gay)

Okay, I'm gay (Bi-curious) crickets