Stephen Lynch - Albino lyrics

Uhm I wanted to write a song about the
Three loves of my life that have
You know slipped away somehow
But, I could only think of two

I was in love with an albino
Her lack of pigment seemed like fun
Her skin the whitest alabaster
Her eyes as pink as pinkest bubblegum
Then one day it snowed real
Hard then she disappeared

That’s one, here’s two

I loved little Agnes Johnson
I met her at the old folk’s home
She’d call me up and say "Hey Stephen
Come give old mother hubbard a bone"
Then one day her EKG went
Beep beep beeeeeeeep



See how I did that?