Stephen Lynch - Beelz lyrics
[Stephen Lynch - Beelz lyrics]
I figured since I wrote a song about you
Know God and Jesus and all that
I’d have to give the uh
Opposition equal time
Ever since first man has walked this
Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and
Evil thoughts into his ear i am the beast
The outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names
But there is one you can’t deny
My name is Satan hi everybody
Uh, let me tell you a little bit about myself
My friends all call me old scratch
And I am a Capricorn
My turn-ons are romantic walks
And killing the unborn
I’ve got little devil horns
And a little goatee
And little devil eyes to help
A little devil see
And little cloven hooves make it
Kinda hard to ski i’m Satan
Woohoo
Mephistopheles for some, I don’t know
My real name is Beelzebub
But, you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox News then
Go club some baby seals
Then I’ll take a bubble bath
And drink a Zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I’ll make a toast to me
Hey, here’s to my heal- th
My name is Satan
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living
As a singing comedian
I’m in every Zeppelin album
I’m in all Rush Limbaugh’s rants
I’m the reason that the Boston Red
Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul
I’ll just throw it on the griddle
No need to make a deal I
Don’t need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels I don’t care
If you can fiddle I’m Satan
Devil went down to Georgia he was
Looking for a soul to steal
That’s fucking bullshit because I would not
Be caught dead in Georgia
Okay, it’s like oh my God six six six
Satan
Look that’s just how I picture him
You fucking think of whatever you want
Know God and Jesus and all that
I’d have to give the uh
Opposition equal time
Ever since first man has walked this
Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and
Evil thoughts into his ear i am the beast
The outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names
But there is one you can’t deny
My name is Satan hi everybody
Uh, let me tell you a little bit about myself
My friends all call me old scratch
And I am a Capricorn
My turn-ons are romantic walks
And killing the unborn
I’ve got little devil horns
And a little goatee
And little devil eyes to help
A little devil see
And little cloven hooves make it
Kinda hard to ski i’m Satan
Woohoo
Mephistopheles for some, I don’t know
My real name is Beelzebub
But, you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox News then
Go club some baby seals
Then I’ll take a bubble bath
And drink a Zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I’ll make a toast to me
Hey, here’s to my heal- th
My name is Satan
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living
As a singing comedian
I’m in every Zeppelin album
I’m in all Rush Limbaugh’s rants
I’m the reason that the Boston Red
Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul
I’ll just throw it on the griddle
No need to make a deal I
Don’t need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels I don’t care
If you can fiddle I’m Satan
Devil went down to Georgia he was
Looking for a soul to steal
That’s fucking bullshit because I would not
Be caught dead in Georgia
Okay, it’s like oh my God six six six
Satan
Look that’s just how I picture him
You fucking think of whatever you want