Stephen Lynch, Courtney Jaye - Denzel lyrics

Some folks live a single life so lonely
Thank god I've got you and you've got me
But, if we had a pass for one night only
Who'd be on your list, who'd be on your list?
I'll give you three

I'll take Rob Lowe, DiCaprio, and Denzel

I'll take Anne Hathaway, Beyonce, and Denzel

Why you looking at me funny?
You don't think Anne Hathaw -

What the fuck?

I'm man enough to say Denzel's a honey
Also, I'm sorry
But, I don't subscribe to the
Heteronormative idea that human
Sexual expression is binary and one
Is either gay or straight, but rather
That one's orientation is more fluid and
Most people identify between the two
Extremes on the continuum, so if
I saw Denzel at, like
An airport and he winked at
Me and walked into a
Bathroom stall we both know I
Would follow him inside

Anyway

Jon Snow, and Barack O and Denzel
Give me some, Rachel Dratch, and Cumberbatch
And Denzel and Denzel

And Kristen Bell (and Denzel)
And Chuck Lidell (and Denzel)
Barbara Mandrell (and Denzel)

Denzel (oh Denzel)
(lot's of "Denzel" ad-libbing)

Denzel, Denzil, and Lin-Manuel
Denzel (Denzil) , Denzil (Denzil) , and Geri Haliwell
Ohhh, I Love you Big D
Ohhh, You're the one for me

(unintelligible) patti LeBelle
Norman Fell and mother fuckin' Steve Carrell
Dave Chapelle richard Hell
And Kenan and also Kel gisele
That's swell harvey Keitel
Denzel