Stephen Lynch - Halloween lyrics

This one’s weird because I only
Play it once a year on Halloween
Scary

Thinking of all the cool creatures
That I will meet, on this night
Ghosts and goblins and witches
Roaming the streets, in moonlight
Bowls of candy and goodies
Delicious and waiting, in store
The sound of cute little
Footsteps as they approach, my front door

Letting the children inside to drink beers
Razor blades hidden in 3 Musketeers
Screams from the basement of kids
Begging to be set free
That’s what Halloween means to me oOOOHHHHH

Tightening the clamps that are
Holding their little heads, so tight


Putting my lips to their ears
As I whisper "please, don’t fight"
I promise I’ll let you go home
If you swear not to tell, a soul
Well I’ll just untie these
I’m kidding now where is my
Chainsaw let’s rock and roll

A pinch of your brother, a teaspoon of you
With the head of your sister
Would make a good stew
I’d give you a taste but
Your tongue’s in the stew
Irony, that’s what Halloween means to me

Trick or treat smell my feet
Give me something good to eat
Trick or treat smell my feet
Give me someone good to eat