Stephen Lynch - History Lesson lyrics
[Stephen Lynch - History Lesson lyrics]
This is singing only)
Ben Franklin went out one night
Tied a key to the end of a kite
Electricity struck so bright
Write it down mother fuckas
Isaac Newton sat under a tree
An apple hit him in
The head so he, said holy shit thats gravity
Write it down mother fuckas
Pilgrims raced against the clock
Lookin for a place to
Dock, they said fuck it heres Plymouth rock
Write it down mother fuckas
A dude named Orville Wright, told his brother
Said lets invent flight, Wilbur said aight
Right it down mother fuckas
Abe Lincoln led the nation, freed slaves from
The plantation, thats the
Mother fuckin proclamation, write it down
(meninemops) ghandi is what you said
An Indian with a bald
Head, and he was a bit under fed
Write it down mother fuckas