Stephen Lynch - No Meat lyrics
[Stephen Lynch - No Meat lyrics]
Vegan living, so healthy and clean
So much brown rice, so many mung beans
And no meat, not one bite of meat
Juicy meat, succulent meat
Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew
Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu
I respect every creature from horsefly to cow
I’d blow a goat for some bacon right now
Yeah I’d blow a goat for some bacon
Right now
You eat your southern fried chicken
And I’ll just have fruit how’s that T-bone?
No really, it’s cool
I’ll just chew on this turnip root
With a couple chick peas kill me please
I’m tired of hummus and bulgur wheat
Tofurkey tofuck yourself i want some meat
I respect every creature the
Birds and the bees well I’d eat the shit out
Some Whopper with cheese
Believe me I’d fuck up
That Whopper with cheese
(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
A handful of trail mix mmm what a treat
How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole
Yeah I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole
So much brown rice, so many mung beans
And no meat, not one bite of meat
Juicy meat, succulent meat
Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew
Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu
I respect every creature from horsefly to cow
I’d blow a goat for some bacon right now
Yeah I’d blow a goat for some bacon
Right now
You eat your southern fried chicken
And I’ll just have fruit how’s that T-bone?
No really, it’s cool
I’ll just chew on this turnip root
With a couple chick peas kill me please
I’m tired of hummus and bulgur wheat
Tofurkey tofuck yourself i want some meat
I respect every creature the
Birds and the bees well I’d eat the shit out
Some Whopper with cheese
Believe me I’d fuck up
That Whopper with cheese
(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
A handful of trail mix mmm what a treat
How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole
Yeah I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole