Stephen Lynch - Talk to Me lyrics
[Stephen Lynch - Talk to Me lyrics]
I came down to the breakfast table
Felt like I could die
Tried so hard, but wasn't able
To look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Can tell I've soiled my good name
By the look upon your face
Well it seems last night you
Caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad
If you could just forgive me
And talk to me dad talk to me, dad
I didn't hear you enter
No I didn't hear the door
With my hand upon my member and
My pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is
An image you despise
Like blood and guts and starving
Kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes
Well it seems last night you
Caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad
But, I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had talk to me, dad
The look upon your face made
My swollen gland diminish
So I said "could you close the door
I really want to finish" now daddy
I'm ashamed and I completely understand
If you never wanna hug again
Or even shake my hand
Well it seems last night you
Caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed
It's not that bad
When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when
You kid is pushing 30
But, you cannot tell me, dad
You have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your
Belt and bumps into your sack
Well it seems last night you
Caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad
But, I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been
Just because it was your bed, it's not that
Oh daddy, daddy, please, forgive me
And talk to me, dad
Talk to me, dad
Felt like I could die
Tried so hard, but wasn't able
To look you in the eye
For I am feeling so much shame
Yes I have brought disgrace
Can tell I've soiled my good name
By the look upon your face
Well it seems last night you
Caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad
If you could just forgive me
And talk to me dad talk to me, dad
I didn't hear you enter
No I didn't hear the door
With my hand upon my member and
My pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is
An image you despise
Like blood and guts and starving
Kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes
Well it seems last night you
Caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad
But, I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been had talk to me, dad
The look upon your face made
My swollen gland diminish
So I said "could you close the door
I really want to finish" now daddy
I'm ashamed and I completely understand
If you never wanna hug again
Or even shake my hand
Well it seems last night you
Caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad
Just because it was your bed
It's not that bad
When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
So it must be really creepy when
You kid is pushing 30
But, you cannot tell me, dad
You have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your
Belt and bumps into your sack
Well it seems last night you
Caught me spankin' it
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it
Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad
But, I wouldn't use those tissues
They've already been
Just because it was your bed, it's not that
Oh daddy, daddy, please, forgive me
And talk to me, dad
Talk to me, dad