Stephen Lynch, Courtney Jaye - Tattoo lyrics

You got a unicorn, butterfly
Angel wings, inner thigh queer tattoo
That's a queer tattoo

Flaming skull smoking pot
That's the opposite of not a queer tattoo
It's a queer tattoo you've got a Tweety Bird
You got a school mascot got a Hello Kitty
Tell you what you got got a queer tattoo
Such a queer Tattoo

You think that symbol in Japanese
Means "strength" or "honor" nigga please
It means queer tattoo that's a queer tattoo

Any lower back tattoo is queer
It might as well say "insert cock here"
Whore tattoo that's a whore tattoo

And that teardrop under your Eye
That you got in prison
Cause you killed a guy that's a cool tattoo
Sir that's a cool tattoo

You've got a comedy mask got a tragedy mask
Any fucking mask
Then you must have asked for a queer tattoo
Give me your most queer tattoo
You're child's name with the
Words "Be Strong"
Would be beautiful but they
Spelled strong wrong
Yeah they spelled it "Stong"
Your stupid kid will now be "Stong"
How the hell they get that wrong?
Weren't you watching when they
Put that shit on?

Baa bum-bum-bum ba, bum-bum-bum ba
Baa bum-bum-bum ba, bum-bum-bum ba

You love your laughing Jesus tat
But that's just Jesus laughing at your
Queer tattoos so many queer tattoos

I guess you got that tribal band
From the tribe indigenous
To the land of queer tattoos
So many queer tattoos

You got barbwire got a poker Ace
Got that fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's face
Got a queer tattoo
A theeriously queer tattoo

And by queer i just mean bad
It wouldn't mean gay unless you had
A pink triangle on a rainbow flag
With a bear wearing leather
And a red ball gag that's a queer tattoo
A literally queer tattoo

Baa bum-bum-bum ba, bum-bum-bum ba
Baa bum-bum-bum ba, bum-bum-bum ba