That Mexican OT, Ralph Barbosa Jr - Spanky Tommy Lee (Skit) lyrics

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Virgil, it's me, man
It's Spanky Tommy Lee, the Cowboy Killer
Ayy, listen, man, I listened to that album
Goddamn, that album is hotter than
A limp dick on
A two dollar hole, boy, I'm proud of you
Boy, I've been jamming it all day
Smoking that reefer you gave me
That gas has my eyes redder
Than the devil's dick, let me tell you
But, I'm so proud of you for that album, man
L've been jamming it all day
Hey, track number three
That bitch goes harder than
Bitch goes harder than
A boner on a swamp, donkey
Boy, let me tell you, man that whole album-
That whole album is hotter than
A bow legged pig
Banging his cousin Bernice on the 4th of July
Ayy, anyway get back at me, man, holler at me